Monkey Steals the Peach

By Alex in Sports on Jul 22, 2007 at 1:05 am

To see how this (shudder!) dreaded ninja technique of Monkey Steals The Peach, see: Link

You’ve been forewarned.


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  1. Roger
    Jul 22nd, 2007 at 1:21 am

    OMG! I remember seeing that in some ninja book as a kid! I’ve been joking about that for years…finally I have the proof, it’s real!

  2. George
    Jul 22nd, 2007 at 4:29 am

    “Dude-grabs-other-guy’s-balls-in-fight”

  3. crypto
    Jul 22nd, 2007 at 6:54 am

    “I think I actually *own* the book this is from?

    http://www.amazon.com/Mystic-Arts-Ninja-Stephen-Hayes/dp/0809253437

    No, this is definitely not the work of Stephen Hayes. Hayes is a legitimate Ninjutsu instructor. This is from one of Ashida Kim’s books. I think it’s from his “Ninja Hands of Death” book. I’m not 100% certain of this though. For those who don’t know Ashida Kim is one of the biggest martial arts frauds in existence. His books are pure fiction. You do get a good laugh from the odd segment though. I must admit to laughing at the ‘monkey steals the peach’ when I first saw it.

  4. Jake D.
    Jul 22nd, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Bad Monkey! No steal peaches!

  5. Juan Goldberg
    Jul 22nd, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    My ninja roommate confirms that this is from one of the “shitty kim” books. We have been making “monkey steals peach” jokes for quite a while now, and even have the cat practicing a fairly accurate strike. We call that “kitty steals leechee”, though.

  6. Brisance
    Jul 22nd, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    The name of the “technique” is actually derived from some cheesy HK martial arts films from at least the 70s. In real life it is easily deflected with a inward knee rotation.

  7. Brisance
    Jul 22nd, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    The name of the “technique” is actually derived from some cheesy HK martial arts films from at least the 70s. In real life it is easily countered with a inward knee rotation.

  8. Ali S.
    Jul 23rd, 2007 at 1:24 am

    Monkey steals what now?…Oh Good God!

  9. zoomboy
    Jul 23rd, 2007 at 8:19 am

    heh funny thing is, there is a bonus song on guitar hero I by a band named monkey steals the peach :D .

  10. Alex
    Jul 28th, 2007 at 7:15 am

    HEY! I actually owned the Stephen Hayes book as a kid! Used to think I’d grow up to be a ninja and all that. Now I just blog for fun – how sad…. BRB, must steal some peaches…

  11. Other Steve
    May 1st, 2009 at 8:08 am

    Actually, this particular slide is from this little gem from the 70′s / 80′s:

    World’s Deadliest Fighting Secrets

    http://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Deadliest-Fighting-Secrets-Count/dp/B000P GE2AI

    Authored by this guy:

    http://www.theblackdragonfightingsociety.com/home.html

    The technique did appear in Ashida Kim’s book, Ninja Hands of Death

    http://fliiby.com/file/41521/le14p4oyag.html

    It appears on page 13. On page 3, he credits the technique to the BDFS.

  12. RobR
    Jul 12th, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    Monkey steals the peach was actually a required one-step in my taekwondo club and organization I was a member of in my teen years. Of course it would work, your just grabbing the family jewels, ripping them and smashing them.

    Whether Ashida or anyone else published it is completely irrelevant to the move in question.


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