Comments on: Caption Monkey 2: Alligator Knocking

By: Eric Clough

Eric Clough — Thu, 06 May 2010 00:56:20 +0000

somebody let me in here, i forgot to bring my floaties down to the swamp…….mom’s waiting for me to go find food with her for dinner tonight

By: Kailey

Kailey — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:27:58 +0000

“Let me in, theres a dog out here!!”

By: jammy

jammy — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:55:04 +0000

please dont kick me out honey, can i atleast have my crocodile dundee dvd collection back?

By: JEFF BAILIN

JEFF BAILIN — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:36:47 +0000

crock a door salesman

By: Manderine

Manderine — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:07:49 +0000

Honey! Don’t open the door… remember what happened last time we let a long, hard croc come inside.

By: Rasmus

Rasmus — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 13:47:34 +0000

Ouch! Jesus chrisjjst, that lasjjt tequila wassj a bit over the top…

By: Mike Darnell

Mike Darnell — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:43:57 +0000

“Publisher’s Clearing House…you may be our next millionaire winner!”

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:10:20 +0000

“Then i’ll huff!, and i’ll puff!, and i’ll BLOW!! your house in!!!!!”

By: PaperCat

PaperCat — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:46:59 +0000

No! I don’t want to buy your skin!

By: Chad

Chad — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:30:36 +0000

6 days and still no winner?

By: Aerek

Aerek — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:20:52 +0000

Reason #42 not to have door glass shaped like a vagina.

By: Drew

Drew — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:39:36 +0000

Candy Gram

By: Jen

Jen — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:36:50 +0000

While enamored with the powerful jaws and quick body disposal, the CIA re-thought expanding their Alligator Assassin unit outside of South America…

By: Kat

Kat — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:45:16 +0000

“You give me chicken, me love you long time…”

By: kaytlyn

kaytlyn — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 17:59:43 +0000

“honey?”
“yes dear?”
“your mother’s at the door.”

By: fine

fine — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:28:52 +0000

I promise – I’ll be polite

By: jody busch

jody busch — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:57:50 +0000

candygram!

By: Deb

Deb — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:06:13 +0000

“Hey, anthropomorphizers. I ate your freakin lolcats. And I’ll eat you and any other ugly gerbil, hamster squirrel or child you tag with that stupid ‘can have ur an idiot’ crap. Do we have an understanding?”

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:36:45 +0000

The new Nanny 911

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:32:36 +0000

I once caught a fish thiiiiiiiiis big!

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:31:27 +0000

Hello, is Steve Irwin home?

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:17:39 +0000

Forget huffing and puffing, I’m just going to push your house down!

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:18:56 +0000

Nobody’s home … wonder if there is a key under the mat?

By: JDub

JDub — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:53:08 +0000

Candy-Gram!!!

By: gonz

gonz — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:01:33 +0000

Paris Hilton thought the new gator disguise would throw off the paparazzi.

By: I Am Legend

I Am Legend — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:53:10 +0000

“Oh, my God!!! Please, open the door!!! There’s a rabid squirrel out here!!! HELP!!!!”

By: I Am Legend

I Am Legend — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:49:04 +0000

“Open the door! Come on! Look, I promise this won’t turn out like that Siegfried and Roy thing!”

By: I Am Legend

I Am Legend — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:46:31 +0000

Oswald was sure his idea for a door-to-door petting zoo would take off, if people would just come out of their houses.

By: I Am Legend

I Am Legend — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:41:51 +0000

…As the mail man walked away, Dan realized that the “Alligator Boots Home Kit” he’d gotten at eBay was a little more involved than he was led to believe.

By: e6c

e6c — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:03:09 +0000

Alligators are so dumb, you light the bag on fire, then you ring the doorbell… and that is why, an alligator will never be president!

By: Teaboy

Teaboy — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:00:59 +0000

Police warned residents not to allow the gator into their homes without asking ro see its ID.

By: e6c

e6c — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:21:58 +0000

Officials at the Pentagon have raised the TERROR THREAT LEVEL TO: RED due to attacks by the new terrorist group Al-Igator.

By: Kenzie

Kenzie — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:05:21 +0000

“Fine! If you don’t open the door, I’ll open it myself!”
(Few minutes later)
“Alohomora! Open Sesame! Ãbrase! Openway Upway! (etc.)”

By: Kenzie

Kenzie — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:58:30 +0000

Over in Florida, you have to be careful to who you open the door to on Halloween.

By: Sareh Amber

Sareh Amber — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:57:33 +0000

This should keep those Jehovah’s Witnesses out

By: Kenzie

Kenzie — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:55:45 +0000

Who says two legged alligators aren’t real?

By: Kenzie

Kenzie — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:53:52 +0000

“Hello? Don’t be afraid! I’ll soon be a handbag anyway.”

By: JIM

JIM — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:42:00 +0000

“all your doorbell belong to us”

By: Dana

Dana — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:04:41 +0000

“Damn! Why does she insist on putting the spare key on the jamb. Why can’t she just use the mat like everyone else!”

By: e6c

e6c — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 14:18:24 +0000

After years of declining pet population, one alligator takes the first step in getting back his easy prey…
…knocking on Bob Barker’s door, and interviewing to take over The Price is Right!

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:29:19 +0000

(from inside)…
“Randall, I said, ‘See you later, Alligator!’ I know you understand that means, ‘Go Away!’”

By: Uniballer

Uniballer — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:21:34 +0000

Honey; please let me in, I swear she meant nothing to me!

By: Nymo

Nymo — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:08:01 +0000

IM AT UR DOR
DANCIN MA FEET OF

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:53:53 +0000

Maybe, if I push hard enough, I can get this vacation home OUTTA MY SWAMP!

By: gonz

gonz — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:50:32 +0000

sure beats the old crap in a bag on fire prank

By: gonz

gonz — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:48:31 +0000

I’m looking for Sonny Crocket.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:13:13 +0000

Uh, Hello? Anybody home? Uh, “ribbit”?

By: Andrew32

Andrew32 — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:44:59 +0000

I think #21 should win…

By: Ravi

Ravi — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:31:20 +0000

“Honey, what’s your handbag doing on our doorstep?”

By: scooter

scooter — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:54:18 +0000

open the door, man,it’s me….dave!