Hottest Signers of the Declaration of Independence

By Alex in Politics on Jul 12, 2007 at 2:25 am

Who were the hottest signers of the Declaration of Independence? Coming in at number three… heeere’s:

Matthew Thornton

Represented: New Hampshire

Outside of Signing the Declaration, Best Known For: Serving as surgeon to the New Hampshire militia, writing political essays, presiding over the New Hampshire House of Representatives, drafting the first New Hampshire state constitution

Likes: Microscopes, hygiene, ferryboats

Dislikes: Syphilis, small pox

Fun Fact: He arrived late to the Continental Congress, just barely in time to sign his name.

Kristin and Erin Say: "Surgeon name: Doctor McTreaty"

Link | See also Neatorama’s 5 Obscure Facts About The Declaration of Independence


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  1. Dave
    Jul 12th, 2007 at 7:57 am

    So what determines that these guys are the hottest? How they look in their portraits? How incredibly shallow. ;o)

    Calling these guys “hot” is kinda like saying your grandmother is hot; do you have any idea how old these guys would be if they were still alive today? I do. Good old Matt is one of my ancestors. (I take after him in always being fashionably late — his is the last signature on the Declaration.)


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