Comments on: Caption Monkey 1: Balls of Steel.

By: Keith

Keith — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 17:01:17 +0000

Nuts!

By: kirsty

kirsty — Sun, 25 May 2008 16:04:24 +0000

you have much to learn young grasshopper

By: Jani

Jani — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:58:53 +0000

Well thank you. Now I just have to think of a monkey.

By: fluff

fluff — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:35:41 +0000

nice pick alex!

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:35:55 +0000

Wow – excellent entries, guys – I LOL’ed at a bunch of them. Many are so funny and creative it’s hard to pick one.

But one really stuck in my mind: “Never wear steel cap shoes in a battle against a monk, who is wearing an assmagnet.” by Jani #113. Priceless!

So congrats to Jani who won a free Monkey drawing by Apelad! And props to all of you who submitted all those funny comments.

By: froggieb

froggieb — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:26:51 +0000

you put your right foot in……….
Hokey Pokey “new” style.

By: musicislife09

musicislife09 — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:08:10 +0000

THANK YOU SIR!MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

By: sinister bunny

sinister bunny — Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:11:17 +0000

“Flying Flamingo Kick!”

By: warmworm

warmworm — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 18:36:41 +0000

As exemplified here, the Hokey-Pokey is a game that varies in it’s rules and intensity throughout the world.

By: nasar

nasar — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 16:27:38 +0000

Madness?! This is Neatorama!!!!

By: pinback

pinback — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 14:55:10 +0000

Monk’y Assaulted Nuts

By: when's lunch?

when's lunch? — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 21:32:12 +0000

Although his skill in catching arrows with his bare hands was proficient, his true speed and control remained in a less mentionable area.

By: Rebecka

Rebecka — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:09:53 +0000

I IZ IN UR KROCH
STEELN’ UR PRIED!

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:58:12 +0000

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:57:20 +0000

James’ ancestors choose a bad time to show up

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:55:41 +0000

That’s the last time I try to be different and wear pants!

By: Lenny

Lenny — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:52:05 +0000

Feel the lords power in restoring your fertility!

By: Nora

Nora — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:23:29 +0000

Mr.Williams wasn’t a man to ponder the nature of the universe. He liked to think he was the sort of fellow to have it all figured out. He was a man of ration, in a rational world.
However his last thought as his foot slowly stretched out before him and twisted into nothing was this:

“Now thats an odd place to find a black hole.”

Without much fuss, the rest of him shortly followed.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:47:44 +0000

Actually, I find the toe-wiggling quite soothing.

By: Heather Richards

Heather Richards — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:26:56 +0000

This is how the United States plays ball!

By: Mike S

Mike S — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:55:45 +0000

Hey, what gives? This worked on Karate Kid!

By: weeze

weeze — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:53:28 +0000

Silly black man! Don’t you know I lean to the left on Wednesdays!

By: Colinski

Colinski — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:52:28 +0000

“Your ass! It’s eating my foot! Call it off! Call it off!”

By: Frank S. Besner

Frank S. Besner — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:35:46 +0000

Did you pack these bags yourself?

By: jima-san!

jima-san! — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:18:02 +0000

“Sorry. Left those back home.”

By: Kat

Kat — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 13:54:28 +0000

This was clearly photoshopped. Period.

By: insomniac

insomniac — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:44:32 +0000

Peace or pees?..ok then u are askin for it.

By: insomniac

insomniac — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:40:22 +0000

Some nuts are too hard to crack

By: insomniac

insomniac — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:38:05 +0000

Guess its time to change ur shaolin rule:ALWAYS LOOK STRAIGHT

By: insomniac

insomniac — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:35:05 +0000

the sholin rule of ‘always look straight’ fails!!

By: gonz

gonz — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:11:45 +0000

China’s TSA demos their shoe inspection technique.

By: gonz

gonz — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:11:16 +0000

You have a 1972 D penny in your loafer.

By: gonz

gonz — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:10:42 +0000

At least the athletic cups “Made in China” still work.

By: Stu

Stu — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:15:51 +0000

Through millenia of reincarnated training, alpha monk developed the skills to blast his enemies across the universe via a portal in his anus.

By: Stu

Stu — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:13:38 +0000

Learning to give birth to business-men helped the monks bypass low monk wages which had got ridiculously low due to a monk dominated work force.

By: theory propaganda campaign

theory propaganda campaign — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:28:19 +0000

By: slowe

slowe — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:52:25 +0000

testicle monk is not impressed

By: bÂ°b

bÂ°b — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:03:49 +0000

Don’t call it soccer… call it football.

By: wikiwiki

wikiwiki — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:29:45 +0000

As part of the Patriot Act, all foreign nationals entering the US must be tested for aggression against the government while under duress.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:44:30 +0000

“And THAT’S for taking the last California Roll at lunch today!”

By: Deb

Deb — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:44:01 +0000

Former Congressman T. Bagg (D-Florida) issued a public apology and committed himself to a rehab facility after Rebublican leaders released photographs of an unofficial afterhours party featuring a group of male tantric prostitutes and various controlled narcotics supplied by the Lubricant Lobby. “I am truly sorry if my meditation on the connectedness between my foot and another’s ass offended anyone,” Bagg said. “I intend to maintain a separation of church and state in the future.”

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:21:40 +0000

When the Shaolin monks gained the majority of seats in Congress, they introduced a new political tactic: stone balling.

By: Ballzach

Ballzach — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:14:57 +0000

Wrecking Balls

By: Chad

Chad — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:26:49 +0000

Ah, you fool! My carnivorous testicles will devour your leg!

By: Andrew Zen

Andrew Zen — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:35:12 +0000

SURPRISE ATTACK! I bet you can’t block this one monk-ey man!

By: arbyn

arbyn — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 22:42:14 +0000

#113 hands down winner.

By: Jackie

Jackie — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:55:54 +0000

A new and permanent form of birth control is now being tested in Asia.

By: warmworm

warmworm — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:48:18 +0000

If you wouldn’t mind waiting until our dinner to play footsie, sir?

By: Pwntalive

Pwntalive — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:41:22 +0000

Sweep the Leg Johnny!
No, not that one!!!1!

By: Pwntalive

Pwntalive — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:35:46 +0000

My wingtips. Let me show you them.