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What Not To Do During a Zombie Outbreak

By Alex in Movies & SciFi on Jul 10, 2007 at 4:41 pm


Because zombies are fast becoming a problem in big cities, Zombie-Philes wrote the treatise (okay, okay, a top 10 list) on what not to do during a zombie outbreak, like this one:

2) Don’t get too creative with zombie defense.

Sure, chainsaw slits in your van seemed like a good idea at the time, before you filled your car with fumes and exhaust, passed out at the wheel and got yourself sawed in half. The temptation to get very creative with zombie dispatching can seem almost unbearable at times, but when it comes to killing zombies, that old adage applies: Keep it simple, stupid!

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  1. Dan
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    If you like this, be sure to check out Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide. It is filled with advice along these lines.

  2. Jimmy
    Jul 11th, 2007 at 11:55 am

    I've got that book and its awsome...feel like i could survive an outbreak! plus it helps havin played quite a few hours on Counter Strike Zombie Horde mod.

    jimmy

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