The best gift idea for smokers ever! Here's the Smoker's Bib:
Smoker's bib Stop fumbled lit cigarettes and dropped lit ashes from burning holes in senior's clothing. Flame retardent apron stretches across chairs armrest to prevent hot cigarette end from falling onto clothing or be- tween you and the chair. Light-weight, machine-washable fabric meets NFPA 701 flame retardent requirements.
http://www.taylorgifts.com/prodetail%7EitemNo%7E27488.asp - via Random Good Stuff
hmm...the smokers i know would never wear that. 1. too much effort for a quick smoke. 2. Looking stupid.
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Ok, if you're too old or feeble to hold a cigarette, you are no longer allowed to smoke.
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