Science Can Now Enlarge Breasts Using Belly Fat.

Having cured cancer and all other ailments of the world, scientists turned their attention to breast-enlargement:

Scientists say they can create a fat mixture with concentrated stem cells, which, when injected into the breast, apparently encourages tissue to grow. [...]

The procedure – dubbed Celution – could be carried out in an hour.

Fat from the either the stomach, bottom or thigh can be taken out with a standard liposuction procedure, and the stem cells then extracted.

These cells are placed into a cartridge ready for injection one hour later. The company says the breasts will then fill out over the course of six months.

Link – Thanks David R!

The image is from a 1930 Soviet poster promoting breast care:

"Are you taking care of your breasts? Harden your nipples with daily washing in cold water"

Really, I didn’t make it up.