Science Can Now Enlarge Breasts Using Belly Fat.

Having cured cancer and all other ailments of the world, scientists turned their attention to breast-enlargement:

Scientists say they can create a fat mixture with concentrated stem cells, which, when injected into the breast, apparently encourages tissue to grow. [...]

The procedure - dubbed Celution - could be carried out in an hour.

Fat from the either the stomach, bottom or thigh can be taken out with a standard liposuction procedure, and the stem cells then extracted.

These cells are placed into a cartridge ready for injection one hour later. The company says the breasts will then fill out over the course of six months.

Link - Thanks David R!

The image is from a 1930 Soviet poster promoting breast care:

"Are you taking care of your breasts? Harden your nipples with daily washing in cold water"

Really, I didn't make it up.


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OMG a 1930 illustration where 7 pixels look darker and could be interpreted as a nipple. My eyes! My eyes! They are burning! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg! I said the word "nipple" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg!

The world is crazy indeed.
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that's also the reason they make cars to break down so auto repair shops can stay in business

never be a cure for cancer due to money? what about the companies that are ONLY looking for a cure? a cure is worth a shit ton more than a treatment.

a) how much would you pay for a cure if you got cancer?

b)people like jimbo need to tink a lil mo.
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