Porn Star Uses High Schol Classmate’s Real Name as Stage Name.

By Alex in Everything Else on Jul 9, 2007 at 4:41 pm

KPRC Houston has this strange story of a woman whose name was "stolen" by a porn star!

Lara Madden, 25, is an actress in the pornography industry. She is a former Houstonian who has appeared in about a dozen X-rated movies under the stage name "Syvette Wimberly."

That’s the problem.

The real Syvette Wimberly was one of Madden’s classmates at Kingwood High School. The women knew each other in the ninth grade.

And the real Syvette is suing:

Wimberly is suing Madden for invasion of privacy and emotional distress.

"Really on a weekly, if not daily basis, my client has had to deal with odd phone calls, former classmates that didn’t know her that well sending her e-mails about whether she’s now in the adult film industry and just a general lack of safety for her," attorney Caj D. Boatwright said.

LinkThanks Tiffany!


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  1. TheGoodReverend
    Jul 9th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    Why can’t she just use the name of her childhood pet plus the name of the street she grew up on, like the rest of us?
    –Moe Shadypalms

  2. fluff
    Jul 9th, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    That is pretty old and weak news?

    Just like when your carbonated soda is lurking next to you on your table the next day?

    Sorry Alex.

  3. Tinderbox
    Jul 9th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    Come now, Syvette Wimberly is a very common name. Surely it’s just a coincidence.

  4. ted
    Jul 9th, 2007 at 7:03 pm

    She should have cashed in on it. She could have sold her old underwear.

    And my porn star name is Pussywillow Park.

  5. aware
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 12:34 am

    Muffy Heathercrest.

    perhaps my porn persona begins the film in a matching sweater set and designer shoes?

  6. Great White Snark
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 3:12 am

    I think it’s a brilliant approach. My porn name would be “Bum Ho Frankel”. Or, if I pilfered my name from the honest-to-god name of someone I went to college with: “Lovejoy Seiman”.

  7. Jimmy
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 4:42 am

    Mr Blue Waller

    you bet your ass i’d go all the way with a name like that

  8. Jimbo
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 5:31 am

    OMG

    “Thumper Johnson”

  9. Eduo
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 6:49 am

    Some of us currently pregnant are considering a name that’s not the same as everybody else’s. This is a pretty good reason to choose tried-and-true ones.

  10. DrJones
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 9:08 am

    hmmm, I have two pets, and have lived on two different streets.

    “Lucky Tartan”

    “Lucky Seiler”

    “Percy Tartan”

    “Percy Seiler”

  11. Monster
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 10:52 am

    “Commando Honeysuckle”

    Yeah, not quite as good as “Thumper Johnson” or “Muffy Heathercrest”.

  12. Shaun
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 11:49 am

    Harry Burntwood

  13. jamie
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Fuzzy Mossy Knoll

  14. Michelle
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    You might want to corret the spelling error in the headline. Just a thought.

  15. Alex
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    Thanks Michelle,

    Alex AKA Blackie Sindoro (yeah, weird, I know. Even weirder since Blackie was a dog with completely white fur).

  16. Syvette Wimberly
    Jul 10th, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    It’s an unusual name for sure.

  17. col mcg
    Jul 11th, 2007 at 8:10 am

    Rebel Blair!!

  18. Josh
    Jul 12th, 2007 at 2:09 am

    HOLY S*HT!!!!!

    I WENT TO KINGWOOD HIGH SCHOOL FOR 2 YEARS (my parents and brothers still live there)

    funny thing is im 25 too

    class of 00 doing it big….

    remember these girls? Queens Of Armed Robbery?

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2000/04/13/48hours/main183640.shtml

    knew them too

    if you dont belive me check out my myspace http://www.myspace.com/mysickfixation

    freaking awesome i love kingwood

  19. Visitor195
    Jul 17th, 2007 at 7:47 am

    I have visited your site 321-times


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