Traveler’s Phrase Book T-Shirt.

If you don’t speak the language, you can point to the symbols on this shirt to ask where to find what you need! Ladies may achieve faster results. Link -via Nag on the Lake

-this seems to be the Best Way to deal with infallible/trigger happy wielders of authority:
just shutup& point.
-and since a person’s home is not his castle, wearing a similar themed shirt might be advisable
when They break down your door: ‘Cops are Tops’ etc
its for telephone lol, but the telephone it self would prove a better symbol
Having the number pad also allow you to point to numbers for time, money, etc.
There is a phone on the shirt.
You may need to ask for a calculator if you need to figure out exchange rates in a shop.
It’s weird, but you might.
Excuse me miss,-*tweaking nipples- but how to I find the Postal Office and the restaurant???
The number pad represents an ATM…..DUH!! The symbol that’s missing, in my opinion, is one for a sex worker.

