Female Expressions.

By Miss Cellania in Everything Else on Jun 28, 2007 at 11:14 am

How to read a woman’s facial expressions. For clueless men. This explains a lot. We women tend to assume you guys know how to do this already, since it’s so simple for us. Link -via the Presurfer


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  1. Coyote
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 11:46 am

    So heres what I see.
    1: Wanna do it?
    2: You wanna do it in where?
    3: You WANT to do it!

  2. Andrew32
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    I suck at this…

  3. L.B. Jeffries
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    I found number 12 to be very arousing.

  4. bemused
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    coyote, exactly! i was reading an article on the bbc that says men mistakenly believe most female expressions mean “horny”.

  5. john
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    we understand what these mean – we just dont care.

  6. Storm
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    wait wait wait… they’re all the same aren’t they?

  7. Jimbo
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    1. You are wanting do it with me?

    2. But I’m your sister

    3. Ok if you promise not to tell

  8. tona b.
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    Lame… how about a pic of when a female is genuinely happy, or genuinely horny for that matter? ;)

    How are the guys supposed to be sure when they are doing it RIGHT?

    (Although, I try to actually TELL the guy how I’m feeling…)

  9. Mike
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    What a waste of time. This was so unhelpful! The sarcastic smile sure looks genuine to me. Maybe this was just the wrong lady to pick… must have just gotten Botox… can read her as well as ancient Aramaic (which is not at all!).

  10. Daniel Kim
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 10:35 pm

    Why did they take this series of pictures when the woman was on the toilet?

  11. Chris
    Jun 28th, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    #11 looks exactly like my wife!

    huuu…. that’s WHAT she feels when I bring my friends home?… bummer…

  12. Lasse
    Jun 29th, 2007 at 12:17 am

    I wonder if she is naked?

  13. Aramax
    Jun 29th, 2007 at 5:48 am

    We can’t read women facial expression because we’re reading other parts you also posses.

    =D

  14. Ratz
    Jul 3rd, 2007 at 5:29 am

    To me, most of those looks seem to imply gastro-intestinal distress. Except the third one, whatever happened down there she kind of liked.


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