Comments on: Bizarro: Fire Your Ass.

By: Drew P

Drew P — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:49:48 +0000

Johnny Depp is talking about Bizzarro Pizza in Indialantic Florida. It is where his manager, sister used to live before moving to California in 2003. Johnny loved Bizzarro Pizza Pies and ate them when in town. Thats the fact Jack!

By: Weakly

Weakly — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:18:07 +0000

Excellent observation, Ted! There’s no setup here. It shows that you put more thought into the joke than even the writer did. =)

By: ted

ted — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:28:02 +0000

Cute at first, but you’ve got to wonder why the man hired the ass in the first place.

And the cartoon doesn’t show what the animal did to get into trouble with the boss. He should have shown it breaking something, or maybe sleeping on the job(lazy ass?).

By: Weakly

Weakly — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 07:08:13 +0000

Bizarro is always such limp, obvious jokes. I would expect edgier humor from a greeting card.

If you’re looking for a clever comic, try Tom the Dancing Bug. Heck, Bizarro makes Dilbert sound like Bill Hicks.

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:34:51 +0000

Peace. Let’s all settle down this argument around a Bizza and a Binacolada

By: meg

meg — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 16:12:18 +0000

I never liked Bizarro very much. It just never struck me as funny…as for the animal advocacy/veganism message, I think Get Fuzzy gets it across a little better with their much better humor. It catches my attention much more.

But that’s just my opinion.

By: Espy

Espy — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:14:36 +0000

In Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Johnny Depp never references BIZARRO.

The line is “I never met Pizarro, but I love his pies.”

By Pizarro, he meant Francisco Pizarro, the Spanish conquistador, but it was clearly a play on the idea of Pizarro = Pizza pies, although the two have nothing to do with each other.

By: winslow

winslow — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:04:30 +0000

bizarro is the best ever — funny and very often has an animal advocacy / veganism oriented message, which is rare and welcome considering its large syndication.

By: peter

peter — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 01:07:06 +0000

Well, I like it!

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 23:57:47 +0000

I mean, come on, do you prefer Zippy the pinhead??? whether you like it or not, at least this guy is trying…

By: sam

sam — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:59:37 +0000

im with weakly, these comics are never funny, always laaamemmeeee

By: Bizzarro # 1

Bizzarro # 1 — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:24:08 +0000

Me think these comics are the funniest.

By: Evan

Evan — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:20:20 +0000

this nears my top 10 of all Bizarro comics.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:28:58 +0000

Depends on your sense of humor – I find them quite funny. In a totally Bizarro-way.

By: Weakly

Weakly — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 17:55:41 +0000

These comics are not funny.