Comments on: Mysterious holes in Russia

By: bretty boy

bretty boy — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:57:15 +0000

i needed some place to let my penis fall… and the forest was to beautiful to knock down… so i dug a hole to stick it in… my bad… didn’t mean to cause such a fuss, just doin my part to help the environment… and i didn’t want it to show up on soviet radar..

By: Mole People

Mole People — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:44:06 +0000

We are the mole people, beware humans we can create sink holes.
You have been warned.

By: Squidy

Squidy — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:22:23 +0000

Dude. Totally not the butthole of the world…that’s definitely Iowa. (Which is why we have so much corn…)

By: ruby

ruby — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:05:58 +0000

Read this, you’ll know why these holes exist. They had good tools even at that time
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Superdeep_Borehole

By: Miles Long

Miles Long — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:57:39 +0000

I made this hole!

I got ticked off at my mom for grounding me so I took a plane from New York to Russia and in my anger I dug this hole…

Buh bye

By: Mocha

Mocha — Mon, 28 May 2007 18:41:27 +0000

Possibly Soviet missile holes, now abandoned, probably oil or gas exploration, I suppose it comes out in Antarctica…

By: danb

danb — Fri, 25 May 2007 23:53:42 +0000

It’s the rocktopi.

http://www.scottsigler.net/earthcore.html

By: Drew

Drew — Fri, 25 May 2007 12:32:36 +0000

C.H.U.D.?

By: burtram

burtram — Fri, 25 May 2007 08:59:51 +0000

DRRâ€¦ DRRâ€¦ DRRâ€¦

haha Perceive, The Holes of SHI!!! (The Enigma of Amigara Fault) don’t go in! you’ll come out all disfigured and scary on the other side!

By: astanhope

astanhope — Fri, 25 May 2007 08:55:46 +0000

Itâ€™s nice to know that BDS lives on. It shouldnâ€™t make me grin everytime I see it, but it does.

I believe that the “BDS” Blacknimbus refers to here is “Bush Derangement Syndrome.”

Yeah, Blacknimbus… Your boy just keeps on getting more and more popular, doesn’t he? Heckuva job there, Bushie!

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 25 May 2007 07:51:28 +0000

This hole…it was MADE for me!

By: KC

KC — Fri, 25 May 2007 07:45:44 +0000

Oil drilling?

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 25 May 2007 05:53:48 +0000

possible underground soviet base? hasnt been used for years, deteriorates and the holes form from old vents?

By: Blacknimbus

Blacknimbus — Fri, 25 May 2007 05:49:11 +0000

It’s nice to know that BDS lives on. It shouldn’t make me grin everytime I see it, but it does.

By: kaori

kaori — Fri, 25 May 2007 04:25:50 +0000

No no no, tremors are living there.

By: Andrew32

Andrew32 — Fri, 25 May 2007 02:23:28 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t dig holes, holes dig chuch norris.

By: Perceive

Perceive — Fri, 25 May 2007 02:09:31 +0000

DRR… DRR… DRR…

By: Will

Will — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:43:30 +0000

In Soviet Russia, holes dig YOU!

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:01:15 +0000

OMG…the mole people…they’re baaaaaack!

*arms himself with a chainsaw and a torch*

By: Sam Ryan

Sam Ryan — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:00:23 +0000

This is no cave.

By: astanhope

astanhope — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:32:47 +0000

The earth has several buttholes, one of the primary of which is definitely in Crawford, Texas.

By: Egg Syntax

Egg Syntax — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:30:42 +0000

Yes, they’re very likely potholes (in the geological sense, not the urban planning sense). See http://www.sentex.net/~tcc/pothole.html .

By: Moon

Moon — Thu, 24 May 2007 21:24:03 +0000

I believe the earth’s butthole is in Crawford, Texas.

By: Gerry

Gerry — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:42:45 +0000

Mysterious??? Noooooo.

Trees grow back.

Those hole could have been dug at any time
(and they have VERY obvious dig marks from tools)
and then the forest grew back.

…. my relatives from West Virginia would just say,
“Hey, they just took the outhouse offa there….”

By: artbot

artbot — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:34:49 +0000

I would have thought the earth’s butthole would be closer to Washington DC.

By: Clutch

Clutch — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:31:12 +0000

It is the earth’s butthole.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 24 May 2007 18:32:51 +0000

Tchernobyl earthworms have surfaced! Run for your life!

By: ted

ted — Thu, 24 May 2007 18:25:07 +0000

Something bogus about it. They use a tree branch as support. Except for one picture at the end, all the pictures are from above.
Sounds like a practical joke.

By: Jiminy Smitts

Jiminy Smitts — Thu, 24 May 2007 17:55:00 +0000

“A geological group who drilled a hole about 14.4 kilometers deep in the crust of the earth are saying that they heard human screams. Screams have been heard from the condemned souls from earth’s deepest hole. Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the evil powers of hell up to the earth’s surface.”