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29 comments to "Mysterious holes in Russia"

  1. Jiminy Smitts
    May 24th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    “A geological group who drilled a hole about 14.4 kilometers deep in the crust of the earth are saying that they heard human screams. Screams have been heard from the condemned souls from earth’s deepest hole. Terrified scientists are afraid they have let loose the evil powers of hell up to the earth’s surface.”

  2. ted
    May 24th, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    Something bogus about it. They use a tree branch as support. Except for one picture at the end, all the pictures are from above.
    Sounds like a practical joke.

  3. Chris
    May 24th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Tchernobyl earthworms have surfaced! Run for your life!

  4. Clutch
    May 24th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    It is the earth’s butthole.

  5. artbot
    May 24th, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    I would have thought the earth’s butthole would be closer to Washington DC.

  6. Gerry
    May 24th, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    Mysterious??? Noooooo.

    Trees grow back.

    Those hole could have been dug at any time
    (and they have VERY obvious dig marks from tools)
    and then the forest grew back.

    …. my relatives from West Virginia would just say,
    “Hey, they just took the outhouse offa there….”

    ;-)

  7. Moon
    May 24th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    I believe the earth’s butthole is in Crawford, Texas.

  8. Egg Syntax
    May 24th, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    Yes, they’re very likely potholes (in the geological sense, not the urban planning sense). See http://www.sentex.net/~tcc/pothole.html .

  9. astanhope
    May 24th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    The earth has several buttholes, one of the primary of which is definitely in Crawford, Texas.

  10. Sam Ryan
    May 24th, 2007 at 6:00 pm

    This is no cave.

  11. Ali S.
    May 24th, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    OMG…the mole people…they’re baaaaaack!

    *arms himself with a chainsaw and a torch*

  12. Will
    May 24th, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    In Soviet Russia, holes dig YOU!

  13. Perceive
    May 24th, 2007 at 9:09 pm

    DRR… DRR… DRR…

  14. Andrew32
    May 24th, 2007 at 9:23 pm

    Chuck Norris doesn’t dig holes, holes dig chuch norris.

  15. kaori
    May 24th, 2007 at 11:25 pm

    No no no, tremors are living there.

  16. Blacknimbus
    May 25th, 2007 at 12:49 am

    It’s nice to know that BDS lives on. It shouldn’t make me grin everytime I see it, but it does.

  17. Dan
    May 25th, 2007 at 12:53 am

    possible underground soviet base? hasnt been used for years, deteriorates and the holes form from old vents?

  18. KC
    May 25th, 2007 at 2:45 am

    Oil drilling?

  19. Anon
    May 25th, 2007 at 2:51 am

    This hole…it was MADE for me!

  20. astanhope
    May 25th, 2007 at 3:55 am

    It’s nice to know that BDS lives on. It shouldn’t make me grin everytime I see it, but it does.

    I believe that the “BDS” Blacknimbus refers to here is “Bush Derangement Syndrome.”

    Yeah, Blacknimbus… Your boy just keeps on getting more and more popular, doesn’t he? Heckuva job there, Bushie!

  21. burtram
    May 25th, 2007 at 3:59 am

    DRR… DRR… DRR…

    haha Perceive, The Holes of SHI!!! (The Enigma of Amigara Fault) don’t go in! you’ll come out all disfigured and scary on the other side!

  22. Drew
    May 25th, 2007 at 7:32 am

    C.H.U.D.?

  23. danb
    May 25th, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    It’s the rocktopi.

    http://www.scottsigler.net/earthcore.html

  24. Mocha
    May 28th, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    Possibly Soviet missile holes, now abandoned, probably oil or gas exploration, I suppose it comes out in Antarctica…

  25. Miles Long
    June 5th, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    I made this hole!

    I got ticked off at my mom for grounding me so I took a plane from New York to Russia and in my anger I dug this hole…

    Buh bye

  26. ruby
    July 21st, 2007 at 7:05 am

    Read this, you’ll know why these holes exist. They had good tools even at that time ;)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kola_Superdeep_Borehole

  27. Squidy
    January 29th, 2008 at 3:22 am

    Dude. Totally not the butthole of the world…that’s definitely Iowa. (Which is why we have so much corn…)

  28. Mole People
    February 13th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    We are the mole people, beware humans we can create sink holes.
    You have been warned.

  29. bretty boy
    November 1st, 2008 at 5:57 am

    i needed some place to let my penis fall… and the forest was to beautiful to knock down… so i dug a hole to stick it in… my bad… didn’t mean to cause such a fuss, just doin my part to help the environment… and i didn’t want it to show up on soviet radar..


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