Comments on: Weird Fortune Cookie Collection.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 14 May 2007 01:48:25 +0000

I’ve gotten the ‘Life is not a struggle. It is a wiggle.” one before. It made the “in bed” suffix pretty funny.

My brother once got one that boasted, “Congratulations: You love Chinese food!” He figured that it’s the only true fortune out there.

By: v.dog

v.dog — Sun, 13 May 2007 23:08:13 +0000

“A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizzard”
If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, hereâ€™s a tip:
Donâ€™t eat the cookie.

And don’t forget to circle your mints.

By: ImNoMrNiceGuy

ImNoMrNiceGuy — Sun, 13 May 2007 19:51:31 +0000

“That wasn’t Chicken.”

By: Alex

Alex — Sun, 13 May 2007 17:10:34 +0000

I got “Get ready for a spanking tonight” once. Turns out a colleague of mine sneaked it into the fortune cookie after taking out the original.

I burst out laughing during a dinner meeting, much to the annoyance of the big boss. Then I showed what I got to the person sitting next to me, and then he burst out laughing. Then I showed it to everyone, and got off the hook. Didn’t get a spanking that night, though.

By: Brian R.

Brian R. — Sun, 13 May 2007 15:53:57 +0000

I got the “Rubber bands are facing in the right direction” one once. I kept it in my wallet for a while because I thought it was so funny, but I lost it.

By: Carolyn T.

Carolyn T. — Sun, 13 May 2007 15:47:09 +0000

I once got one that said “You need a change. Try Canada.”

By: Dave

Dave — Sun, 13 May 2007 13:30:38 +0000

Years ago, I received “Stay healthy, eat more Chinese food.”

By: brian

brian — Sun, 13 May 2007 12:42:23 +0000

My brother opened one once and it said “you are a happy woman”. I guess they figured they had a 50/50 chance, but my brother was a bit unsettled by it!