Weird Fortune Cookie Collection.

1. brian
   May 13th, 2007 at 7:42 am

   My brother opened one once and it said "you are a happy woman". I guess they figured they had a 50/50 chance, but my brother was a bit unsettled by it!

2. Dave
   May 13th, 2007 at 8:30 am

   Years ago, I received "Stay healthy, eat more Chinese food."

3. Carolyn T.
   May 13th, 2007 at 10:47 am

   I once got one that said "You need a change. Try Canada."

4. Brian R.
   May 13th, 2007 at 10:53 am

   I got the "Rubber bands are facing in the right direction" one once. I kept it in my wallet for a while because I thought it was so funny, but I lost it.

5. Alex
   May 13th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

   I got "Get ready for a spanking tonight" once. Turns out a colleague of mine sneaked it into the fortune cookie after taking out the original.

   I burst out laughing during a dinner meeting, much to the annoyance of the big boss. Then I showed what I got to the person sitting next to me, and then he burst out laughing. Then I showed it to everyone, and got off the hook. Didn't get a spanking that night, though.

6. ImNoMrNiceGuy
   May 13th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

   "That wasn't Chicken."

7. v.dog
   May 13th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

   "A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizzard"
   If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
   Don’t eat the cookie.

   And don't forget to circle your mints.

8. Sarah
   May 13th, 2007 at 8:48 pm

   I've gotten the 'Life is not a struggle. It is a wiggle." one before. It made the "in bed" suffix pretty funny.

   My brother once got one that boasted, "Congratulations: You love Chinese food!" He figured that it's the only true fortune out there.

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