Weird Fortune Cookie Collection.

By Miss Cellania in Food & Drink on May 13, 2007 at 7:38 am

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My mother once opened a fortune cookie and read “You got the wrong cookie!” Have you ever opened a fortune cookie and wondered what was going through the mind of the person who wrote it? Here’s a collection of those! Link -via Dump Trumpet


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  1. brian
    May 13th, 2007 at 7:42 am

    My brother opened one once and it said “you are a happy woman”. I guess they figured they had a 50/50 chance, but my brother was a bit unsettled by it!

  2. Dave
    May 13th, 2007 at 8:30 am

    Years ago, I received “Stay healthy, eat more Chinese food.”

  3. Carolyn T.
    May 13th, 2007 at 10:47 am

    I once got one that said “You need a change. Try Canada.”

  4. Brian R.
    May 13th, 2007 at 10:53 am

    I got the “Rubber bands are facing in the right direction” one once. I kept it in my wallet for a while because I thought it was so funny, but I lost it.

  5. Alex
    May 13th, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    I got “Get ready for a spanking tonight” once. Turns out a colleague of mine sneaked it into the fortune cookie after taking out the original.

    I burst out laughing during a dinner meeting, much to the annoyance of the big boss. Then I showed what I got to the person sitting next to me, and then he burst out laughing. Then I showed it to everyone, and got off the hook. Didn’t get a spanking that night, though.

  6. ImNoMrNiceGuy
    May 13th, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    “That wasn’t Chicken.”

  7. v.dog
    May 13th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    “A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizzard”
    If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
    Don’t eat the cookie.

    And don’t forget to circle your mints. :)

  8. Sarah
    May 13th, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    I’ve gotten the ‘Life is not a struggle. It is a wiggle.” one before. It made the “in bed” suffix pretty funny.

    My brother once got one that boasted, “Congratulations: You love Chinese food!” He figured that it’s the only true fortune out there.


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