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Scotty's Ashes Had Trouble Beaming Down.

Posted by Alex in Everything Else on May 11, 2007 at 5:47 pm

The ashes of Star Trek actor James "Scotty" Doohan was launched into sub-orbital space.

The rocket carrying his ashes (and other people’s) was supposed to parachute back down gently, so the cremains can be returned. But the mission went wrong and the rocket went missing somewhere in the New Mexico desert! LinkThanks Bruce Thompson!

 
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Virtual Dog-Walking Arcade Game.

Posted by Excellent in Toy & Video Games on May 11, 2007 at 4:36 pm

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This is Lisa Katayama from Tokyomango playing a dog walking arcade game in Japan. Lisa explains: “basically you have to walk on a treadmill while holding this white dog’s leash. Walk too fast, and he’ll get tired. Walk too slow, and he’ll get bored. And when obstacles like the neighborhood bully dog or a oncoming car shows up on the screen, you better steer clear! If you mess up, your dog dies.”

As seen on Tokyomango.

 
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Live from Tokyo: Johnny B. Goode

Posted by Excellent in Music on May 11, 2007 at 4:34 pm

“Johnny B. Goode” [wiki] is a song by Chuck Berry. Berry wrote the piece in 1955 and released it in 1958. It is a rock and roll telling of the American dream – a poor country boy becoming a star by hard work and his skill at playing the guitar. Although partly autobiographical, the inspiration for the song is said to have been Johnnie Johnson who played the piano and composed several songs with Berry, and is considered a major contributor to the unmistakable Berry sound. On earlier unreleased takes Chuck sang “colored boy” instead of “country boy”, but the Chess brothers decided that that would not sell. In reference to the boy’s name, Berry was also born on Goode Avenue in St. Louis.

This 1981 live audio recording will give you chills.

Click play or go to Link [YouTube].

 
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Quotes about Mothers.

Posted by Alex in Everything Else on May 11, 2007 at 4:17 pm

Miss Cellania has a neat collection of 50 Quotes about mothers, right on time for Mother’s Day. Here’s a few gems:

9. We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves. -Henry Ward Beecher

19. A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. -Tenneva Jordan

42. There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. -Chinese Proverb

45. An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest. -Spanish Proverb

48. Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. -Sam Levenson

Excellent! Link.

 
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Smurfette and Paris (Again).

Posted by Alex in Everything Else on May 11, 2007 at 4:16 pm

We’ve blogged about Say No to Crack’s comparison between Smurfette and Paris Hilton before, but if you haven’t seen it, here it is again:

Have you ever noticed that Paris Hilton looks a lot like Smurfette?

Smurfette: Premiered in 1981 on NBC
Paris Hilton: Born 17 February 1981

Smurfette: Lives under a mushroom in a strange fantasy world
Paris Hilton: Lives a strange fantasy life, and (based on her smarts) presumably grew up under a mushroom

Coincidence? I think not. ;)

Link

 
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Red Flower Chair.

Posted by Alex in Home & Garden on May 11, 2007 at 4:16 pm

Here’s a "Leisure Red Flower Chair," made by the Shenzhen Haosen Furniture Factory in China.

Don’t miss their red Eggplant chair and Bean Sprout Sofa!

Link – via Smidigt

 
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"Sexy Cramp" Store.

Posted by Alex in Travel & Places on May 11, 2007 at 4:15 pm

Must have lost something in the translation! What do you think they sell there? Found at Tokyo Times – via Scribal Terror

 
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Sea Lion Irish Dance for St. Patrick's Day.

Posted by Alex in Animal, Video Clips on May 11, 2007 at 4:14 pm

For St. Patricks’s Day, SeaWorld San Diego had a special (and cute) Irish dance, performed by Clyde the Sea Lion. Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] – via Random Good Stuff

 
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Weirdest Traffic Violation Ever!

Posted by Alex in Crime & Law, Pictures on May 11, 2007 at 4:13 pm

You can’t make this stuff up, folks:

The Spanish newspaper Ideal Gallego reports today on one of the strangest traffic offences ever to be seen in Spain.

It happened last Friday when drivers on the motorway in Ferrol were surprised to see a disabled man travelling along the road in his motorised bed.

The paper says that 42 year old Antonio Navarro, who is 95% disabled, and who drives and controls his motorised bed with his mouth, had got drunk and was intending to visit ‘Jade’ a local whorehouse, but took a wrong turning off a local roundabout.

Link – via Spluch

 
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Vintage Christmas Ad for Pellet Guns.

Posted by Alex in Advertising, Pictures, Weapons & War on May 11, 2007 at 4:12 pm

"You’ll shoot your eye out, kid" – that’s the only thing I can think about when I saw this ad! Found at Vintage Ads – via Eduyayo

 
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Getting a 112 MPH Facelift

Posted by Robert Birming in Arts & Crafts on May 11, 2007 at 4:08 pm

Trough the wind

“Trough the wind” is a 37 min video installation by Swiss artist Anina Schenker, showing her face getting pulled into all directions at a speed of 112 mph (180 km/h).

Link to artist’s page at likeyou.com – via vvork

 
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1931-59 FBI Agent Diary Collection

Posted by Robert Birming in Everything Else on May 11, 2007 at 3:05 pm

FBI Agent Diary

Currently being auctioned on eBay: 1931-59 FBI Agent Diary Collection of Meet Max H. Roder (1892-1988). A special agent who covered narcotics his entire 34 year career.

The collection consists of 28 diaries, kept on a day to day basis so he could recall things if he had to go to court. Current bid: US $394.00.

Link – via notebookism

 
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Spider Toxin Improves Sex Lives of Men.

Posted by Alex in Animal, Medicine on May 11, 2007 at 12:36 pm

Scientists discovered that the toxin of the Brazilian wandering spider can improve the sex lives of men who were bitten!

Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism – long and painful erections.

A two-year study has found that the venom contains a toxin, called Tx2-6, that causes erections. … The Brazilian and US researchers interviewed men who claimed their sex lives had improved after a spider attack.

LinkThanks David R!

 
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Cliff Pickover's "The Heaven Virus" Book.

Posted by Alex in Book & Lit on May 11, 2007 at 12:36 pm

Futurist, explorer, dreamer, and Neatorama pal Cliff Pickover has just released a new novel called The Heaven Virus:

In the The Heaven Virus, technology is sufficiently advanced that we can upload our minds to a virtual reality run on a computing device. Given this technology, would you personally take the ultimate plunge? In The Heaven Virus, the latest Afterlife chip has computational limitations—it can only realistically simulate a small environment like an indoor shopping mall. But the simulation is extremely accurate. Even the movement of water in the fountains is faithfully rendered. Your simulacrum would experience reality, free from disease and disability, living forever.

Cliff asks:

Would you choose to be uploaded upon your death if you could never leave the artificial mall? Could you be happy there? E-mail me your answers.

LinkThanks Cliff!

 
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Bejeweled Mini Cooper.

Posted by Alex in Arts & Crafts, Car & Vehicle, Pictures on May 11, 2007 at 12:35 pm

Burkitt & Burkitt hand-placed 1 million Swarovski crystals to adorn this Mini Cooper called "American Icon" as an ad for Crystal Art.

Check out some more of their amazing creations: LinkThanks JustElite!

 
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Motion Binding Optical Illusion.

Posted by Alex in Everything Else on May 11, 2007 at 12:34 pm

Here’s a neat optical illusion from Michael Bach, which illustrates the power of "motion binding" in how we perceive things.

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Locomotive BBQ Grill.

Posted by Alex in Food & Drinks, Pictures on May 11, 2007 at 12:33 pm

This German locomotive BBQ grill is awesome! It sold on eBay for over $12,000: Link – via smidigt

Don’t forget to check out Neatorama’s Top 10 Coolest BBQ Grills (And Then Some).

 
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The Biggest Eyes in Fashion Modeling.

Posted by Alex in Fashion on May 11, 2007 at 12:33 pm

Meet Masha Tyelna, a 17 year old fashion model from Ukraine, who probably has got the BIGGEST eyes in the fashion modeling world!

Her profile and more pics at Face Forward: Link

 
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Vampire by Osamu Tezuka

Posted by Robert Birming in Video Clips on May 11, 2007 at 11:55 am

Vampire

Vampire was a TV series, created by Osamu Tezuka, that ran in the 60’s in Japan. Below is a video clip – live footage mixed with animations – of the opening sequence for the pilot version. YouTube link – via Pink Tentacle.



 
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The James Webb Space Telescope.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Everything Else on May 11, 2007 at 11:01 am

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NASA has unveiled the new James Webb Space Telescope that will replace the Hubble Telescope in 2013. The full-scale model is on display at the Smithsonian Institute. Link to news story. Link to website. -via Metafilter

 
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The Yoshida Brothers.

Posted by Miss Cellania in Music, Video Clips on May 11, 2007 at 9:15 am


The Yoshida Brothers make the Japanese shamisen sound like a rock and roll instrument! Push play or go to YouTube. Link to band’s website. -via Ursi’s Blog

 
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VideoSift: Animation Channel.

Posted by Alex in Cartoon & Comic, VideoSift on May 11, 2007 at 1:15 am

Let’s take a look at VideoSift’s animation channel, where you can find the funniest and sometime strange animations (plus a whole lot of great The Simpsons clips, but picking those would be too easy!)

The Art of Motion by Russell Wyner is a fantastic short of what stop-motion clip should be like!

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Jumping, a classic 1984 animated short by Osamu Tezuka (the creator of Astro Boy manga) shows the world from the point of view of … a bouncing ball!

This clip won the Grand Prize at the 1984 Zagreb World Festival of Animated Films. Link

Damon Wellner has waaay too many Star Wars toys and time on his hands. Here’s his version of Star Wars, in 3 minutes, as acted out by action-figures!

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This clip, called Cubic Tragedy, by Ming-Yuan Chan of the National Taiwan University of Science and Technology, is about a woman who struggled with her CGI "make up"!

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Here’s Le Grand Content: The world and life, cleverly explained in Power Point charts and graph by Clemens Kogler (with Karo Szmit and voice by Andre Tschinder). Just wait till it explains virginity!

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For more the web’s most interesting videos, check out: VideoSift.

 
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Bizarro: Beware of Dog and Human Signs.

Posted by Alex in Bizarro Comic on May 11, 2007 at 1:13 am

Here’s our weekly collaboration with Dan Piraro’s neat comic Bizarro. For more, check out his website here: Link

 
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How to Become a Superhero Through Science.

Posted by Alex in Mentalfloss, Science & Tech on May 11, 2007 at 1:12 am

The following is reprinted from the May – June 2007 issue of mental_floss magazine.

Dear readers: if you are old enough to read this magazine, then you’re probably too old for any latent superhero powers to emerge. But don’t despair! In the absence of radioactive spiders or vats of chemical ooze, there’s always plain o’ science. You may not be able to  shoot force beams from your eyes or hurl cars across the city, but a lot of people (namely athletes) are bypassing superhumanism for the next best thing: really-really-impressive humanism. With the following five-step program (and unfettered access to money and cutting-edge doctors), you can achieve it, too. Just remember, when some villain holds the world hostage with an earthquake ray, you have to save us first!

Step 1. Get Re-Armed and Dangerous – Tommy John Surgery

Your first stop on the train to More-Powerful-than-a-Locomotiveness is a procedure called ulnar collateral ligament (UCL) reconstruction, which will give you the ability to throw objects with incredible force.

Although it’s now common to see baseball pitchers playing into their 40s, all that throwing used to take an early-retirement toll on the arm. The power generated when hurling a baseball is startling. At certain points during delivery, a pitcher’s arm is moving approximately 7,000 degrees per second – the equivalent of rotating your arm all the way around 70,000 times an hour. Injuries caused by this unnatural stress used to end dozens of pitching careers. One of the most common and dreaded of these maladies is known as "dead arm injury" – a medical term that’s somewhat imprecise, except for what it meant to a player. Time to hang up the glove. In 974, however, that all changed.

In that illustrious year, 31-year-old Los Angeles Dodger Tommy John decided that, despite a dead arm injury, he wasn’t quite done pitching. So, he went to see the team’s orthopedic surgeon, Dr. Frank Jobe, and asked if there were any procedures that could prolong his career. When Jobe said no, John told him to "make something up."

That "something" Dr. Jobe contrived was UCL reconstruction, which became commonly known as Tommy John Surgery. The now-routine operation involves taking a tendon from the wrist or hamstring and grafting it to the elbow. Holes are then drilled into the arm’s humerus and ulna bones, and the new tendon is woven between them in a figure-eight pattern. After that, a long rehabilitation period is required so that the body has time to brainwash the tendon into thinking it’s a ligament, allowing the athlete to rebuild strength.

Although it took two surgeries and a full year of rehab, the procedure worked so well for Tommy John that he pitched for another 14 years.

These days, UCL reconstruction has been perfected to the point that many patients exit the operating room better than they went in. In fact, getting the procedure can often promise pitchers an 8 or 9 mph boost to their fastballs, meaning the Tommy John procedure isn’t always about healing the injured as much as improving the intact. Of the Major League pitchers active in 2006, about 1 in 9 had undergone UCL surgery. Cubs starter Kerry Wood, who blew out his elbow in spring training following his sensational 1998 rookie season, used to max out around 95 mph. After the operation, however, he discovered he could reach the triple-digit mark.

The surgery alone isn’t responsible for the recent rise in pitching speeds, though. The deliberate approach patients take to rebuilding arm strength is also a major factor. Still, if the ability to hurl a variety of objects at your megalomaniac foes sounds good to you, a few extra hours in the gym shouldn’t stand in the way.

Step 2. Achieve Gumby-like Flexibility – Hyaluronan Injections

To increase your flexibility and durability, the next medical treatment we recommend is viscosupplementation. Now, we’re not saying you’ll be able to flatten out and squeeze through prizon bars, but it should place your bendiness well beyond the curve.

Simply put, viscosupplementation means injecting a super-lubricating substance called hyaluronan into selected joints. And because hyaluronan is a major component of synovial fluid, the process is becoming increasingly popular among arthritis sufferers and aging athletes alike. Baseball superstar Randy Johnson gets injections every six months and has all but admitted that without them he couldn’t continue pitching.

Somewhat disgustingly, hyaluronan was first discovered in 1934 by Columbia University opthalmology professor Karl Meyer as a substance in cow eyeballs. Meyer surmised that hyaluronan helped the eyeballs keep their shape and, due to its immense viscosity, suspected it could have some therapeutic benefits. Of course, draining cow eyeballs on a large scale wasn’t considered an appealing prospect, and for the next several years, the testing of hyaluronan’s salubrious properties was modest. Then Hungarian scientist Dr. Endre Balazs figured out how to extract the compound from – of all things – rooster combs.

We’re not sure why juicing a huge number of rooster combs was significantly less distasteful than juicing huge numbers of cow eyeballs, but the difference meant the world for researchers. Soon, doctors were using hyaluronan for everything from aiding veterinary eye surgeries to lubricating up arthritic racehorses.

The benefits didn’t extend to humans until after 1972, when Dr. Balazs licensed his development to the Swedish company Pharmacia (now owned by Pfizer). With the drug giant pushing research, hyaluronan finally came to its own. Today, it’s not only being used to extend the expiration dates of athletes, but also to prevent post-surgery scarring and even reduce the appearance of facial wrinkle, àla Botox.

If viscosupplementation wasn’t already pushing the boundaries of superhero ethics, consider this supervillainish aside: In 2003, The New York Times reported that Pfizer had selectively bred a line of Swedish white leghorn rooster so weighed down by their enormous hyaluronan-producing combs that they could neither stand up nor support their heads.

Step 3. Hear All Evil – "Hearwear"

Although it’s not the flashiest of superpowers, superhearing is extremely useful when fighting crime. Fortunately, an array of devices were designed for the 2005-2006 "Future of Hearing" exhibition at the Victoria & Albert Museum in London, all of which might just do the trick.

First consider the Goldfish, a nifty gadget designed by a company called Human Beans. Mimicking fish (which are rumored to have a memory about 10 seconds), the earbud records the last 10 seconds of any conversation and then replays them when you wave your hand past your ear. Very useful if you missed someone’s name – or his confession.

Another device you’ll want to keep on your utility belt is the ostentatiously named The Beauty of Inner Space. This in-ear module gives wearers complete control of their sound environment by allowing them to amplify certain noises and mute others. But the ultimate superhuman hearing aid has got to be Industrial Facility’s Surround Sound Glasses. Incorporating an advanced technology called "superdirectivity beamforming," the glasses use four onboard microphones to "focus" the wearer’s hearing in whatever direction he or she is facing. As one designer said, "The result is a type of three-dimensional superhuman hearing similar to that found in certain animals, such as coyotes." Roger that.

Step 4. Catch a Super-Strength Virus – Gene Therapy

One of the more popular (and creepier) ways people are looking to achieve superhuman strength these days is through the use of gene therapy. In fact, the field got a big boost in 1998, when H. Lee Sweeney of the University of Pennsylvania released a study showing that a mouse’s muscles can be powerfully tweaked through genetics.

Aside from creating "mighty mice," Sweeney intended the therapy to help people suffering from genetic disorders. Of course, long before any of those truly needy folks could get near the doctor, a throng of athletes was already hammering down his door demanding treatment. Strongmen, runners, ballers – they all wished to be a little taller, a little bit stronger. One high school football coach even tried to have his entire team treated.

Sounds like a simple fix for the Bad News Bear of the world, right? Hardly. There’s a lot more to it than just inserting new genes into a poorly performing body to correct the flaws nature missed. The reality is, bodies tend to believe they’re performing perfectly, and they’re not about to let some modified genes jump up and start running the show. In order to smuggle problem-solving genes past the body’s defenses, scientists seized on one of nature’s sneakiest infiltrators – the virus. By short-circuiting the virus’ disase-causing programming while maintaining its ability to bypass bodily roadblocks, gene therapy pioneers managed to create a cellular Trojan Horse. Once they had that part figured out, it was simply a matter of grafting a new and improved gene into the viral shell and letting ‘er rip.

It’s hoped the process will lead to cures for diseases, such as diabetes, cystic fibrosis, and hemophilia. Of course, it’s also easy to see how, when applied to a healthy person, a little gene tweak might lead to fortified bones, muscles, and even (dare we say it?) a mutant-like healing ability. In fact, the strength and speed boosts that gene therapy could give healthy humans are already so apparent that the World Anti-Doping Agency has preemptively banned the procedure.

Step 5. Don’t Lift a Finger – Brain Implants

The final upgrade to undergo is all in your head – or mind, that is. After all, as great as it is to be able to rip buildings out of the pavement, there is no superheroic power cooler than being able to do the same thing telekinetically with your brain.

Impossible? Maybe not. An American company called Cyberkinetics Neurotechnology Systems has successfully tested an aspirin-size, implantable brain computer called The Brain-Gate Neural Interface System. While it may not have the cuddliest name, the BGNIS is already hard at work improving the lives of paralyzed and otherwise immobile individuals. The implant is placed on the surface of the motor cortex – the part of the brain that controls movement – and uses dozens of hair-thin electrodes to detect neural signals. When it gets a spark, it bypasses the nerves and muscles and relays the information to a computer that affects change on the outside world.

This marvelous technology increases the independence of immobile individuals in a number of ways. They can "think" lights on and off, read emails, adjust their beds, and many other things. We suggest you use your BGNIS impalnt to control a brace of shoulder-mounted mini-cannons that fire grappling hooks, tasers, and nets. Of course, the exact application is up to you. Good luck, mighty hero!

The article above, originally written by Chris Connolly, is reprinted from the May – June 2007 issue of the ever-excellent mental_floss magazine.

Be sure to visit mental_floss‘ extremely entertaining website and blog!

 
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