Voco Alarm Clock.

If you’re tired of waking up to a shrieking alarm clocks, take a look at the Voco Clock. It’s like having a butler wake you up with witty sayings like:

I’m so sorry to disturb you sir, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree, sir. I believe it is the rotation of the earth which is to blame, sir.

I’m delighted you have survived another night. May I add my own congratulations to the roar of the world’s approval? Thank you, sir.

Link [with audio sample goodness] – Thanks Simon Carr!

Update 5/15/07: Simon wrote to us:

We had a suggestion from Dave about offering free downloads under the Creative Commons. We thought it was such a good idea we did it. Now the site has 20 free downloads, with facility to buy all 70-odd messages (to be played through iTunes).

Oh, and there are a number of Good Morning Madam files available as well, prior to the full launch in July (God willing).