Jacob Seilheimer went on a diet and lost 89 pounds (an accomplishment in itself), which got him down to 349 pounds. Then he ran the Boston Marathon (as an unofficial entry), and finished! Dead last, but that’s still better than I could do.
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"Boston Marathon... check.
I'm pretty sure that by the time I finished, the Kenyans were already back in Africa celebrating.
I'd also like to congratulate the 122-year old guy who passed me around mile 13. I have no idea if he finished but as he passed me -- he took with him any and all self-resecpt that I may have had."
Priceless!