Comments on: Bizarro Caption Contest 2.

By: Evan Dyer

Evan Dyer — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:45:51 +0000

…and lets all pray that the poor tornado ridden town in kansas doesnt forget to file their txas this year…

By: Matt

Matt — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:45:47 +0000

“In more important news, the Father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby has been discovered!”

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 23:42:02 +0000

Great stuff guys!

Congrats to Sean Wagoner #11 for the winning comment. In other news, my eyes just about melted after reading 300 or so comments in this contest.

By: NickDX

NickDX — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:22:24 +0000

Help!! I’m trapped inside this box!!

By: Jerzy

Jerzy — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:49:34 +0000

…as you can see an Indiana summer fair is just like any ol’ marketplace in Iraq.

By: BoraX

BoraX — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:59:46 +0000

Retro bowling shirts rebel !! Its hip. Ya dig?

By: lrishman

lrishman — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:41:16 +0000

And now for something completely different!

By: Slave0fLife

Slave0fLife — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:07 +0000

“… and Chuck Norris promised to never snap his fingers again.”

By: NickDX

NickDX — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:02:44 +0000

“…and as a message from NATO: don’t worry, we will only attack military targets”

By: Dan Smith

Dan Smith — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:39:11 +0000

Goooooooooood morning Iraaaaaq!!!!

By: TangledTimes.com

TangledTimes.com — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:28:56 +0000

“Coming up next on ‘Flip This Country.’ Bob shows us how to add value without resorting to an expensive regime change.”

By: Patrick

Patrick — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:18:08 +0000

“This concludes our feature presentation, ‘The War of the Worlds,’ presented in technicolor by Halliburton.”

By: Sarah Franks

Sarah Franks — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:54:48 +0000

“….and Hilary Clinton has won the election!”

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:11:39 +0000

And…Boom goes the dynamite. Back to you Jane, you ignorant slut!

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:49:16 +0000

Breaking News!! The television show 24 is real. I repeat, the television show 24 is real.

By: justwimpy

justwimpy — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:41:10 +0000

“See what happens when you overdose on those silly Bizarro Caption Contest entries!!!”

By: justwimpy

justwimpy — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:37:27 +0000

“Billy-Bob told me that there could be a flaw in this model where the factory hooked up the propane to the hot water outlet. Maybe he was right.”

By: justwimpy

justwimpy — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:23:27 +0000

“No problem – I was thinking that it’s about time we upgraded to one of those new fancy coaches, anyway.

By: K

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:17:04 +0000

Which caption won the contest?!?

I gave up trying to find it after the 50th joke involving beans.

By: justwimpy

justwimpy — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:16:05 +0000

“Don’t worry – I can fix ANYTHING with duct tape.”

By: justwimpy

justwimpy — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:06:51 +0000

“What brand of toothpaste WAS that?”

By: justwimpy

justwimpy — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:00:46 +0000

“I TOLD you to hook up the blackwater first.”

By: justwimpy

justwimpy — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:55:22 +0000

“But I thought I could do that Rachael Ray recipe in just twenty minutes.”

By: justwimpy

justwimpy — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:52:38 +0000

And now the latest quote from Jesus: “I can’t take it anymore – I’m turning this world over to a higher power.”

By: Fred

Fred — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:39:10 +0000

“You stay classy, San Diego”

By: Beth

Beth — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:49:53 +0000

“…Now that you know how your children could be making explosives, our experts urge all parents to be on the lookout for any of these volitile ingredients…”

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:08:00 +0000

“An important recall to tell you about-the new Expedition is being recalled due to faulty brakes and potential fuel line issues…”

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:06:20 +0000

“UFO’s fact or fiction?”-We investigate…

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:02:04 +0000

“Next turn the oven on to 450 degrees and bake for 2 hours-and finally take the cake out and caramelize the top with a blowtorch…make sure that you turn the oven off first though…”

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:00:32 +0000

“On the lighter side of news, we’ll talk to a helium huffing clown and his fantastic balloon sculptures”

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:58:28 +0000

“…Brought to you by TNT landscapers-we’ll give you more bang for your buck!”

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 13:47:22 +0000

“The dangers of silly string at birthday parties…again, this evening at 6.”

By: Dan Davidson

Dan Davidson — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 13:12:11 +0000

“The New HD-XL570″….

“High definition so real that it makes you feel like you’re there, and built to last…. no matter what”….

“The New HD-XL570…. Not only real, but surreal”….

By: Quin

Quin — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:18:29 +0000

George Bush has now entered into his 16th week on vacation and says he is “deeply considering” whether or not to return to what’s left of washington and blame someone else for the slow reaction to the crisis.

By: TLLau

TLLau — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:09:44 +0000

The General commented that the latest air-strike would not pose threat to human lives as the nuclear powered amonia-nitrium B911 bomb was recently improved. The target was a truck carrying B910 bomb….. He insisted that the world would not see bodies lying around after the strike.

By: jr2

jr2 — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:55:43 +0000

“…financial analysts said today that the recent housing market burst was only slightly larger than originally anticipated… turning to traffic there are reports of several overturned cars on…”

By: Chris Lee

Chris Lee — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:45:22 +0000

“Surprisingly, the mass destruction failed to knock out any electrical power in the area.”

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:19:38 +0000

If you are planning to go to Miami-Beach this summer, good for you! It might be the only place left on earth.

By: bruce8505

bruce8505 — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:17:51 +0000

…officials say the apocalypse was finally contained afert they nuked the heavens.

By: Mattie Young

Mattie Young — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:57:15 +0000

After the break… find out who the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby…

By: Mattie Young

Mattie Young — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:54:08 +0000

Could the sun explode at any moment.. We’ll tell you after the break…

By: Mattie Young

Mattie Young — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:52:17 +0000

Once again this has been just a test had this been a real emergency…

By: Mattie Young

Mattie Young — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:50:46 +0000

In other news…. were screwed.

By: dudeface

dudeface — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:25:37 +0000

Global Warming a real threat? We’ll have an oil executive from the administration and a concerned parent on after the break to decide. Stay tuned.

By: zebrafish

zebrafish — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 20:07:00 +0000

“And for our viewer poll this evening: Should Al Gore come up with a more Convenient Truth? Go to our website to vote now!”

By: Dan Smith

Dan Smith — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:58:26 +0000

Our editor has brought our attention to an error in that last segment, the clip of Frank Zappa shredding on the guitar which we aired was incorrectly labelled “face melting”, when in fact it was “earth shattering”.

Our apologies.

By: Swtek

Swtek — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:25:05 +0000

…World ends…film at 11…stay tuned…

By: zebrafish

zebrafish — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:16:03 +0000

“And after a month of sunshine with highs in the mid-60′s, the good Lord has finally answered my prayers for a change in the weather!”

By: hermit_man

hermit_man — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:56:52 +0000

“Rosie O’Donnell was last seen making her way to Trump Tower armed with a big sausage…”

By: Nipple

Nipple — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:17:11 +0000

Seems the Christians were right all along!