Comments on: Bizarro Caption Contest 2. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/ The Neat Side of the Web Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:28:30 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Evan Dyer http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-594537 Evan Dyer Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:45:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-594537 ...and lets all pray that the poor tornado ridden town in kansas doesnt forget to file their txas this year... ...and lets all pray that the poor tornado ridden town in kansas doesnt forget to file their txas this year...

]]> By: Matt http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-99212 Matt Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:45:47 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-99212 "In more important news, the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby has been discovered!" "In more important news, the Father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby has been discovered!"

]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-98536 Alex Fri, 13 Apr 2007 23:42:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-98536 Great stuff guys! Congrats to Sean Wagoner #11 for the winning comment. In other news, my eyes just about melted after reading 300 or so comments in this contest. Great stuff guys!

Congrats to Sean Wagoner #11 for the winning comment. In other news, my eyes just about melted after reading 300 or so comments in this contest.

]]> By: NickDX http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97615 NickDX Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:22:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97615 Help!! I'm trapped inside this box!! Help!! I'm trapped inside this box!!

]]> By: Jerzy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97546 Jerzy Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:49:34 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97546 ...as you can see an Indiana summer fair is just like any ol' marketplace in Iraq. ...as you can see an Indiana summer fair is just like any ol' marketplace in Iraq.

]]> By: BoraX http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97343 BoraX Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:59:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97343 Retro bowling shirts rebel !! Its hip. Ya dig? Retro bowling shirts rebel !! Its hip. Ya dig?

]]> By: lrishman http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97298 lrishman Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:41:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97298 And now for something completely different! And now for something completely different!

]]> By: Slave0fLife http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97224 Slave0fLife Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:17:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97224 "... and Chuck Norris promised to never snap his fingers again." "... and Chuck Norris promised to never snap his fingers again."

]]> By: NickDX http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97220 NickDX Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:02:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97220 "...and as a message from NATO: don't worry, we will only attack military targets" "...and as a message from NATO: don't worry, we will only attack military targets"

]]> By: Dan Smith http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97160 Dan Smith Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:39:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97160 Goooooooooood morning Iraaaaaq!!!! Goooooooooood morning Iraaaaaq!!!!

]]> By: TangledTimes.com http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97158 TangledTimes.com Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:28:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97158 "Coming up next on 'Flip This Country.' Bob shows us how to add value without resorting to an expensive regime change." "Coming up next on 'Flip This Country.' Bob shows us how to add value without resorting to an expensive regime change."

]]> By: Patrick http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97156 Patrick Tue, 10 Apr 2007 23:18:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97156 "This concludes our feature presentation, 'The War of the Worlds,' presented in technicolor by Halliburton." "This concludes our feature presentation, 'The War of the Worlds,' presented in technicolor by Halliburton."

]]> By: Sarah Franks http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97150 Sarah Franks Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:54:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97150 "....and Hilary Clinton has won the election!" "....and Hilary Clinton has won the election!"

]]> By: Andy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97066 Andy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:11:39 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97066 And...Boom goes the dynamite. Back to you Jane, you ignorant slut! And...Boom goes the dynamite. Back to you Jane, you ignorant slut!

]]> By: Brian http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97016 Brian Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:49:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97016 Breaking News!! The television show 24 is real. I repeat, the television show 24 is real. Breaking News!! The television show 24 is real. I repeat, the television show 24 is real.

]]> By: justwimpy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97014 justwimpy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:41:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97014 "See what happens when you overdose on those silly Bizarro Caption Contest entries!!!" "See what happens when you overdose on those silly Bizarro Caption Contest entries!!!"

]]> By: justwimpy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97012 justwimpy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:37:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97012 "Billy-Bob told me that there could be a flaw in this model where the factory hooked up the propane to the hot water outlet. Maybe he was right." "Billy-Bob told me that there could be a flaw in this model where the factory hooked up the propane to the hot water outlet. Maybe he was right."

]]> By: justwimpy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97007 justwimpy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:23:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97007 "No problem - I was thinking that it's about time we upgraded to one of those new fancy coaches, anyway. "No problem - I was thinking that it's about time we upgraded to one of those new fancy coaches, anyway.

]]> By: K http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97004 K Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:17:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97004 Which caption won the contest?!? I gave up trying to find it after the 50th joke involving beans. Which caption won the contest?!?

I gave up trying to find it after the 50th joke involving beans.

]]> By: justwimpy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97003 justwimpy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:16:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97003 "Don't worry - I can fix ANYTHING with duct tape." "Don't worry - I can fix ANYTHING with duct tape."

]]> By: justwimpy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-97000 justwimpy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:06:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-97000 "What brand of toothpaste WAS that?" "What brand of toothpaste WAS that?"

]]> By: justwimpy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-96998 justwimpy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 17:00:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-96998 "I TOLD you to hook up the blackwater first." "I TOLD you to hook up the blackwater first."

]]> By: justwimpy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-96997 justwimpy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:55:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-96997 "But I thought I could do that Rachael Ray recipe in just twenty minutes." "But I thought I could do that Rachael Ray recipe in just twenty minutes."

]]> By: justwimpy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-96993 justwimpy Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:52:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-96993 And now the latest quote from Jesus: "I can't take it anymore - I'm turning this world over to a higher power." And now the latest quote from Jesus: "I can't take it anymore - I'm turning this world over to a higher power."

]]> By: Fred http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-96989 Fred Tue, 10 Apr 2007 16:39:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-96989 "You stay classy, San Diego" "You stay classy, San Diego"

]]> By: Beth http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-96977 Beth Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:49:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-96977 "...Now that you know how your children could be making explosives, our experts urge all parents to be on the lookout for any of these volitile ingredients..." "...Now that you know how your children could be making explosives, our experts urge all parents to be on the lookout for any of these volitile ingredients..."

]]> By: Matt http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-96966 Matt Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:08:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-96966 "An important recall to tell you about-the new Expedition is being recalled due to faulty brakes and potential fuel line issues..." "An important recall to tell you about-the new Expedition is being recalled due to faulty brakes and potential fuel line issues..."

]]> By: Matt http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-96954 Matt Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:06:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-96954 "UFO's fact or fiction?"-We investigate... "UFO's fact or fiction?"-We investigate...

]]> By: Matt http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-96946 Matt Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:02:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-96946 "Next turn the oven on to 450 degrees and bake for 2 hours-and finally take the cake out and caramelize the top with a blowtorch...make sure that you turn the oven off first though..." "Next turn the oven on to 450 degrees and bake for 2 hours-and finally take the cake out and caramelize the top with a blowtorch...make sure that you turn the oven off first though..."

]]> By: Matt http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/comment-page-6/#comment-96945 Matt Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:00:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/06/bizarro-caption-contest-2/#comment-96945 "On the lighter side of news, we'll talk to a helium huffing clown and his fantastic balloon sculptures" "On the lighter side of news, we'll talk to a helium huffing clown and his fantastic balloon sculptures"

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