Five Minute to Kill (Yourself): a Deranged Flash Game.

By Alex in Everything Else on Apr 4, 2007 at 1:03 am

In this deranged Flash game by [adult swim], you’re an office worker who is sick and tired of meetings – so, to stick it to the man, you stick it to yourself. And oh, you’ve only got 5 minutes to kill yourself.

Link [Flash] – Thanks Casey!


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  1. Anita
    Apr 4th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    4:09 seconds on the second try. Anyone else think the ending is rather odd given the efforts you have just undertaken to kill yourself?

  2. biltmore
    Apr 4th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    My best score is 2:45. The ending is definitely odd.

  3. artschild
    Apr 4th, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    This is fun! Okay, what am I missing? I’m studying up. May need these ideas, later…

    shred your head
    get (various) supplies
    staple yourself
    stab yourself with scissors
    smash yourself in the photocopier
    slice your arm up on the paper cutter
    get beaten by coworkers mistaking you for a pinata
    get beaten by the manly woman for insulting her
    get struck by the hand of God for insulting Jesus freak
    get bitten by snakes for listening to fundamentalist
    explode the microwave with the trophy thing
    torch yourself with the fire extinguisher
    electrocute yourself with the hand blower and toilet
    eat urinal cakes
    drink mop water
    get eaten by a giant fish
    get attacked by weasels for trying to reach “The Man”
    send an umbrella through yourself via the mail tubes
    have the manager “go postal” on you
    electrocute yourself by peeing on equipment
    get attacked by tech support by asking for help

  4. Cluck
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 9:06 pm

    Supply room throws various things at you

  5. Cluck
    Apr 5th, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    Beat down by clown in stall

  6. Blake
    Jun 4th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    I can’t see my guy on this

  7. Rick
    Jun 5th, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    How do I get the other outfits for casual fridays?

  8. Babu
    Oct 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    I will only need 10c tops. Throw yourself out threw the window.


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