RSSFive Minute to Kill (Yourself): a Deranged Flash Game.
By Alex in Everything Else on Apr 4, 2007 at 1:03 am
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Anita
4:09 seconds on the second try. Anyone else think the ending is rather odd given the efforts you have just undertaken to kill yourself?
artschild
This is fun! Okay, what am I missing? I’m studying up. May need these ideas, later…
shred your head
get (various) supplies
staple yourself
stab yourself with scissors
smash yourself in the photocopier
slice your arm up on the paper cutter
get beaten by coworkers mistaking you for a pinata
get beaten by the manly woman for insulting her
get struck by the hand of God for insulting Jesus freak
get bitten by snakes for listening to fundamentalist
explode the microwave with the trophy thing
torch yourself with the fire extinguisher
electrocute yourself with the hand blower and toilet
eat urinal cakes
drink mop water
get eaten by a giant fish
get attacked by weasels for trying to reach “The Man”
send an umbrella through yourself via the mail tubes
have the manager “go postal” on you
electrocute yourself by peeing on equipment
get attacked by tech support by asking for help
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In this deranged Flash game by [adult swim], you’re an office worker who is sick and tired of meetings – so, to stick it to the man, you stick it to yourself. And oh, you’ve only got 5 minutes to kill yourself.
biltmore
Cluck
Snarf
Blake
Rick
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