Five Minute to Kill (Yourself): a Deranged Flash Game.

1. Anita
   April 4th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

   4:09 seconds on the second try. Anyone else think the ending is rather odd given the efforts you have just undertaken to kill yourself?

2. biltmore
   April 4th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

   My best score is 2:45. The ending is definitely odd.

3. artschild
   April 4th, 2007 at 7:10 pm

   This is fun! Okay, what am I missing? I'm studying up. May need these ideas, later...

   shred your head
   get (various) supplies
   staple yourself
   stab yourself with scissors
   smash yourself in the photocopier
   slice your arm up on the paper cutter
   get beaten by coworkers mistaking you for a pinata
   get beaten by the manly woman for insulting her
   get struck by the hand of God for insulting Jesus freak
   get bitten by snakes for listening to fundamentalist
   explode the microwave with the trophy thing
   torch yourself with the fire extinguisher
   electrocute yourself with the hand blower and toilet
   eat urinal cakes
   drink mop water
   get eaten by a giant fish
   get attacked by weasels for trying to reach "The Man"
   send an umbrella through yourself via the mail tubes
   have the manager "go postal" on you
   electrocute yourself by peeing on equipment
   get attacked by tech support by asking for help

4. Cluck
   April 5th, 2007 at 9:06 pm

   Supply room throws various things at you

5. Cluck
   April 5th, 2007 at 9:11 pm

   Beat down by clown in stall

6. Snarf
   May 20th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

   I like pie

7. Blake
   June 4th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

   I can't see my guy on this

8. Blake
   June 4th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

   help

9. Rick
   June 5th, 2007 at 9:24 pm

   How do I get the other outfits for casual fridays?

10. Babu
    October 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    I will only need 10c tops. Throw yourself out threw the window.

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