Bizarro: "American" Crash Test Dummy.

1. biltmore
   March 30th, 2007 at 2:13 am

   Hahahaha .. it's funny because it's true.

2. Ian
   March 30th, 2007 at 9:59 am

   I can't wait until the obesity thing get to the proportions in the rest of the world that it is in America, because its happening, and the fat americans joke is getting old.
   PLENTYYYYY of fat people overseas already.

3. Atomic_amish
   March 30th, 2007 at 12:16 pm

   Hahahaha - That is FUNNY!

   you know whats even funnier?

   The rest of the world starving to death while we sit here fat and happy!

   hahahaha

   but seriously

   America bashing cartoons suck.

   I really do love your site by the way. I just dont like people sniping at my country. Unless its really funny. This however was just lame.

   The Mental Floss stuff is gold and i like the Cellar stuff on fridays so i guess two outta 3 aint bad.

4. cynric
   March 30th, 2007 at 12:34 pm

   The funny thing is, that there REALLY IS a especially fat dummy for crash tests. In fact it's a rather new fat kid dummy (fat 6yr old HIII) for child restrain system tests.

5. megmeg
   March 30th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

   Oh noes somebody is making fun of America!!! cry cry cry

   You people make fun of other countries all the damn time, France comes to mind easily. If you can't take it, don't dish it out.

6. sam
   March 30th, 2007 at 1:36 pm

   bizarro sucks balls, and lately neatorama is getting really retarded. alex,suck my dildo

7. Lady Cooper
   March 30th, 2007 at 4:48 pm

   Haha! It's funny because it's true.

   Seriously, for you humourless yanks, "When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him."

8. Becki
   March 30th, 2007 at 7:02 pm

   I'll start the French jokes off:

   Where does a tourist in France hide his money?

   - Under the soap
   ...

   What do you call a resident of Paris?

   - A Parisite
   ....

   Why are all the boulevards in Paris tree-lined?

   - So the German army can march in the shade
   ......

9. megmeg
   March 30th, 2007 at 9:23 pm

   Haha I've never heard those French jokes before, I'll have to write those down.

   See, it's not hard to laugh about jokes about your country! Being French, I do it all the time. Lighten up people.

10. shoe
    March 31st, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    It's not that making fun of America can't be funny, because it can, but this joke has been played over and over again so many times that it's just really stale.

11. ThInTrM
    October 13th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    I got another one for you people telling Americans to stop crying over "LULZ! IT'S FUNNY CUZ ITS TROO" jokes:

    "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

    I personally don't delight in preying on other nationalities over exaggerated or outright false stereotypes. I dislike being characterized as obese just because I'm American, and being laughed at and told "it's true" despite the fact I am not obese.

    Hey, I'm one of those stupid yanks, so I MUST be as fat as a blimp!

    Someone said they can't wait for obesity rates to catch up in the rest of the world, but here's the thing: It's already happening.

    Mexico, Canada, and the United Kingdom all have obesity rates of over 20%, not far off from the United States' obesity rate.

12. Lyo
    September 18th, 2009 at 9:30 am

    It's played a lot, but that makes it funny. I laughed when I saw it, and think that was a great idea to draw X3

    Keep up the good work! Love the t-shirt too, gotta get one of these >3

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