How NOT to Pickup a Woman.

Men – have you ever had a few great dates, but then when you take the belle to your pad everything cools off? If so, the problem might not be you, but your apartment.

Take the guy in this picture, who refuses to take down his stuffed baby seal when women come over. Or a 70 year old wealthy suitor whose walls are pink and cabinets are singularly filled with canned milk so he never needs to go shopping. Sounds appealing, right ladies?

More examples and tips for revamping your place via the New York Times.