Cat pronounces his own name.

Silly kitty! Naming yourself is only for people. No cat treats for you…ONE YEAR!!

So, when my cat slept under a car that had a leaky gas tank, she needed “NOF F****ING BATH!!”?

Or when our other cat was infested with fleas and was completely miserable he needed “NOF F****ING BATH!!”?

Or when our aged cat was so sick he could no longer clean himself he needed “NOF F****ING BATH!!”?

Sometimes cats actually do need a bath, moron.

I picked up a stray cat that didn’t have a normal mew. My step-dad said she sounded like a tie-fighter.

cats do need baths moron! have you ever had a cat??

that is no way the cats noise?? is it?

sounds more like the cat is saying ‘agua’ which is spanish for water.

I also have a cat named Mao…That’s how he introduced himself to me.
As an added cheesy anthropomorphism…it irritates him when people refer to him as “Mousey Tongue”.