Burger King - The Movie.

1. Anita
   March 15th, 2007 at 11:01 pm

   Here's my guess for the most likely plot:
   A crisis unlike other has hit the world. Countries are at war, stock markets are plunging, people are glued to the TV watching Charmed reruns.

   The reason? The President of the U.S. is suffering from hunger pains that no food can quell, and is issuing irrational decrees that are throwing off the global balance of power and sensibility. It's The King's job to sneak a Whopper and fries past secret service and rescue the world from impending doom.

2. Blacknimbus
   March 15th, 2007 at 11:14 pm

   It's da end of da wurld

3. aware
   March 15th, 2007 at 11:48 pm

   frankly, i'd rather see the geico caveman movie, also rumoured to be in production.

4. Denita TwoDragons
   March 16th, 2007 at 12:06 am

   Man, we're really starving for entertainment...

   And am I the only one that thinks that woman looks anorexic? @_@

   --TwoDragons

5. Stratoblogster
   March 16th, 2007 at 12:38 am

   I heard ABC is gonna pilot a show for TV featuring the cavemen from the Geico commercials.

   It's my mother, I'll put it on speaker phone...

6. Anita
   March 16th, 2007 at 5:50 am

   LOL Denita - That's Brooke Burke, who has always been considered one of the more voluptuous TV personalities.

   But yes, she still looks ridiculously skinny, particularly next to the King's giant head.

7. Denita TwoDragons
   March 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am

   *LOL* I never was good at keeping up with the parade of celebs... I'm thinking maybe it's the way she's lying on that beach towel, coupled with what looks like posterized shading of the image. It makes her look like she's covered in greasy over-tanned leather!

   And yeah, his head is WAAAAAAYYYY too big. Eek.

   --TwoDragons

8. ted
   March 16th, 2007 at 10:34 am

   But I thought that's what studies showed women looked at the most.

   All the men who viewed this picture were looking at his crotch.

   Okay, maybe they were also looking at just under her shoulder a little.

9. choggie
   March 16th, 2007 at 10:44 am

   That anorexia you spoke of, is a condition that only a very few genetic predispositions allow....That woman has eaten BK for the last 5 years, and special Burger King sauce, which keeps her breasts full and firm, while a homeostatic barrier protects her body, from the ravages of hips.....

10. Tiffany
    March 16th, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Woah. I can't wait for the movie. If they do it right (a big if, nowadays,) it will be awesome. I love the Burger King commercials- disturbing and funny at the same time.

    One idea for a plot: the king and other mascots (the Geico caveman, ect)get together and form a justice league...or even better, an evil society! Think of the possibilities!

11. Brent
    March 16th, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    He goes to Darfur to feed the poor with burgers.

12. Joukekekeke
    March 18th, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    This will be the best movie in the history of mankind.

13. Justin
    March 19th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    I wish they would finally show the King for what he really is. A crazed madman with a taste for blood!

    I can see it now...

    A man wakes up to see the burgerking man standing over him with a burger. He refuses, and then is mercilessly chopped up into small bits.

14. Mojo Yugen
    March 19th, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    Unfortunately I'm afraid that Anita has given more thought to the plot than anyone involved in this project.
    Personally, I think he's gonna surprise us all and do hard core porn. Let's just say I've just heard rumors that he has another massive head as yet unscene.

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