Satan Butter Soap.

The descriptive text in the link that Addison provides is great. An excerpt:

…did you know that Satan Butter, if spread generously over every inch of your skull, will prevent the degenerative rays of Christ Love from doin’ their thang, even in the angelic chambers of Heaven?

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… and it tastes like chicken.