Comments on: Bizarro Caption Contest.

By: Amey Sakhadeo

Amey Sakhadeo — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:27:03 +0000

No, I didnt get the joke either. All I said to them was “Even I have a pussy”.

By: Amey Sakhadeo

Amey Sakhadeo — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:25:12 +0000

I’m sorry Ching, but you can’t buy nine more lives on e-bay!

By: Amey Sakhadeo

Amey Sakhadeo — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:23:01 +0000

I think selling my Ferrari and buying you might not have been a great decision… *sigh*

By: onur

onur — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:46:05 +0000

yeap

By: Censeo

Censeo — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:06:41 +0000

“Is the sound of one paw clapping the same as the sound of one hand clapping?”

By: Matthew Peters

Matthew Peters — Tue, 08 May 2007 15:56:15 +0000

I refused the novacaine because I wanted to transcend dental medication.

By: moon

moon — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:13:43 +0000

hey you looking at me? are you looking at ME?

By: macaqtivist

macaqtivist — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:41:22 +0000

Moo, moo ,moo ,moo. Moo, moo, moo ….
Hey ,cat. Have you seen a budha to fool around. Hmmm I guess not. Moo, moo, moo, moo… So if you see him ,just tell him miao …. Moo ,moo ,moo, moo …

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:31:43 +0000

oops, my bad. I thought they were looking for humor.

By: Justin R

Justin R — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:08:09 +0000

The key to happiness, my feline friend, is right around the corner, though I will not tell you of whose happiness I speak.

By: Alex

Alex — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:24:42 +0000

Wow – 238 captions! That’s awesome!

Here’s the winning entry, picked by the master of Bizarro himself Dan Piraro: #22 by Chris Williamson. Congrats, Chris! You’ve got the free t-shirt!

By: Daniel Leroy

Daniel Leroy — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:09:03 +0000

“In which hand, the cookie?”

By: Doug Thompson

Doug Thompson — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:07:55 +0000

I meant that you must become the cat, figuratively.

By: Daniel Leroy

Daniel Leroy — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:06:02 +0000

“Yes, you farted!”

By: Doug Thompson

Doug Thompson — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:00:32 +0000

Yes, the firecracker does look like a penis.

By: Doug Thompson

Doug Thompson — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 13:53:50 +0000

No, you won’t have nine afterlives.

By: norbus

norbus — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 13:33:49 +0000

I know you are, but what am I?

By: Karl

Karl — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:25:29 +0000

“It seems you have reached a catatonic sate of being.”

By: chase

chase — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:50:28 +0000

No, I am not Britney Spears. She’s outside talking to the bush.

By: lorena

lorena — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:28:05 +0000

I comprehend the difference between what is and what one desires to be, but how does that make you able to strike a match while lacking opposable thumbs?

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:43:15 +0000

Don’t I know you?

By: Lyndon

Lyndon — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:50:22 +0000

Robes, Feline, Dynamite “A David Lynch movie will be good for your career” he says…man I gotta fire my agent.

By: jim!

jim! — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:58:35 +0000

even if you were intimate with anna nicole smith, i believe the child to be mine.

By: TiredMum

TiredMum — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:14:03 +0000

“My son, the path to true enlightenment will be a short trip if you hoik another furball into my slipper”

By: straydog

straydog — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:04:48 +0000

I say again, meditate and control your metabolic rate, not fall into a catatonic state.

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:48:41 +0000

“Ok, last time you said enlightenment was through that door, and i got a bucket of live scorpions dumped on my head. I’m not going around the corner k?”

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:46:23 +0000

Ok…I’m sorry I took you to the vet this morning….

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:44:46 +0000

Ok…eight to zero

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:35:44 +0000

You know i’m coming back as a water pistol right?

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:34:58 +0000

You know i’m coming back as a rottweiler right?

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:31:59 +0000

“Not the ol’ dynamite around the corner gag again”

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:30:18 +0000

next life i’m getting a puppy instead…

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:20:04 +0000

Ahhh, So the cat really is the center of the universe!

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:19:20 +0000

I’m a few lives short, can i borrow one of yours?

By: Skully

Skully — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:18:16 +0000

But Master! you said you wanted to come back as a superior being!

By: Bill

Bill — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 17:55:04 +0000

Sorry Bob, maybe this reincarnation thing wasn’t such a good gamble.

By: Walter Woods

Walter Woods — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 17:28:23 +0000

“Why would you be worried “Mr. Nine Lives”

By: A

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 16:56:44 +0000

Okay fine we’ll test it. I’ll go get the lipstick.

By: Kiera

Kiera — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 16:56:19 +0000

Revision:

“Oh yes, my young apprentice, I promise to fetch you any catnip toy you desire if you just go get my hat from around the corner…my head is really, REALLY cold..”

By: Kiera

Kiera — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 16:54:36 +0000

“Oh yes, my young apprentice, I promise to get you any catnip you desire if you just go get my slippers around the corner…My feet are really, REALLY cold..”

By: Chris Lester

Chris Lester — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 16:14:28 +0000

“How do you do that?”

By: achim

achim — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 15:47:12 +0000

i wish i had never tought you how to speak to me through your mind. you expect me to come out of trance just to check if mother REALLY placed dynamite around the corner? come on!

By: achim

achim — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 15:36:50 +0000

i am going to sit on your litterbox till you teach me this seven-lives-thing

By: Jeff Fox

Jeff Fox — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 15:04:28 +0000

“…..So I said to him, Make me one with everything.”

By: brian t

brian t — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 14:32:30 +0000

“Ommmm….. Woof.”

By: brian t

brian t — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 14:29:45 +0000

“Knowing my luck, I’ll probably come back as a mouse.”

By: Dulan

Dulan — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:17:34 +0000

uhhh…

hello kitty

By: onur

onur — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:58:08 +0000

Yoda! i said before hundred times to follow the path:
Look to the master,
Follow the master, Walk with the master,
See through the master, Become the master.
so why do u bring damn stick back?

By: Vidyuth

Vidyuth — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:44:31 +0000

Confucious says, “You rob monk of beard and moustache, you make no poo poo on monk head.”

By: onur

onur — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:39:30 +0000

that pussy is not trying to tell me somethin. but.. but.. i feel restlessness in the force now ?!?.