Comments on: Bizarro Caption Contest. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/ The Neat Side of the Web Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:04:28 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Amey Sakhadeo http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-1843483 Amey Sakhadeo Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:27:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-1843483 No, I didnt get the joke either. All I said to them was "Even I have a pussy". No, I didnt get the joke either. All I said to them was "Even I have a pussy".

]]> By: Amey Sakhadeo http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-1843482 Amey Sakhadeo Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:25:12 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-1843482 I'm sorry Ching, but you can't buy nine more lives on e-bay! I'm sorry Ching, but you can't buy nine more lives on e-bay!

]]> By: Amey Sakhadeo http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-1843481 Amey Sakhadeo Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:23:01 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-1843481 I think selling my Ferrari and buying you might not have been a great decision... *sigh* I think selling my Ferrari and buying you might not have been a great decision... *sigh*

]]> By: onur http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-171166 onur Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:46:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-171166 yeap yeap

]]> By: Censeo http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-160105 Censeo Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:06:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-160105 "Is the sound of one paw clapping the same as the sound of one hand clapping?" "Is the sound of one paw clapping the same as the sound of one hand clapping?"

]]> By: Matthew Peters http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-107486 Matthew Peters Tue, 08 May 2007 15:56:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-107486 I refused the novacaine because I wanted to transcend dental medication. I refused the novacaine because I wanted to transcend dental medication.

]]> By: moon http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-89932 moon Wed, 21 Mar 2007 17:13:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-89932 hey you looking at me? are you looking at ME? hey you looking at me? are you looking at ME?

]]> By: macaqtivist http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-85372 macaqtivist Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:41:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-85372 Moo, moo ,moo ,moo. Moo, moo, moo .... Hey ,cat. Have you seen a budha to fool around. Hmmm I guess not. Moo, moo, moo, moo... So if you see him ,just tell him miao .... Moo ,moo ,moo, moo ... Moo, moo ,moo ,moo. Moo, moo, moo ....
Hey ,cat. Have you seen a budha to fool around. Hmmm I guess not. Moo, moo, moo, moo... So if you see him ,just tell him miao .... Moo ,moo ,moo, moo ...

]]> By: Jimbo http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-84354 Jimbo Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:31:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-84354 oops, my bad. I thought they were looking for humor. oops, my bad. I thought they were looking for humor.

]]> By: Justin R http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-84266 Justin R Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:08:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-84266 The key to happiness, my feline friend, is right around the corner, though I will not tell you of whose happiness I speak. The key to happiness, my feline friend, is right around the corner, though I will not tell you of whose happiness I speak.

]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-84016 Alex Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:24:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-84016 Wow - 238 captions! That's awesome! Here's the winning entry, picked by the master of Bizarro himself Dan Piraro: #22 by Chris Williamson. Congrats, Chris! You've got the free t-shirt! Wow - 238 captions! That's awesome!

Here's the winning entry, picked by the master of Bizarro himself Dan Piraro: #22 by Chris Williamson. Congrats, Chris! You've got the free t-shirt!

]]> By: Daniel Leroy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83975 Daniel Leroy Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:09:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83975 "In which hand, the cookie?" "In which hand, the cookie?"

]]> By: Doug Thompson http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83974 Doug Thompson Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:07:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83974 I meant that you must become the cat, figuratively. I meant that you must become the cat, figuratively.

]]> By: Daniel Leroy http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83972 Daniel Leroy Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:06:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83972 "Yes, you farted!" "Yes, you farted!"

]]> By: Doug Thompson http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83971 Doug Thompson Sun, 04 Mar 2007 14:00:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83971 Yes, the firecracker does look like a penis. Yes, the firecracker does look like a penis.

]]> By: Doug Thompson http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83969 Doug Thompson Sun, 04 Mar 2007 13:53:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83969 No, you won't have nine afterlives. No, you won't have nine afterlives.

]]> By: norbus http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83964 norbus Sun, 04 Mar 2007 13:33:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83964 I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I?

]]> By: Karl http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83882 Karl Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:25:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83882 "It seems you have reached a catatonic sate of being." "It seems you have reached a catatonic sate of being."

]]> By: chase http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83875 chase Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:50:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83875 No, I am not Britney Spears. She's outside talking to the bush. No, I am not Britney Spears. She's outside talking to the bush.

]]> By: lorena http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83872 lorena Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:28:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83872 I comprehend the difference between what is and what one desires to be, but how does that make you able to strike a match while lacking opposable thumbs? I comprehend the difference between what is and what one desires to be, but how does that make you able to strike a match while lacking opposable thumbs?

]]> By: Chris http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83861 Chris Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:43:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83861 Don't I know you? Don't I know you?

]]> By: Lyndon http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83816 Lyndon Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:50:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83816 Robes, Feline, Dynamite "A David Lynch movie will be good for your career" he says...man I gotta fire my agent. Robes, Feline, Dynamite "A David Lynch movie will be good for your career" he says...man I gotta fire my agent.

]]> By: jim! http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83803 jim! Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:58:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83803 even if you were intimate with anna nicole smith, i believe the child to be mine. even if you were intimate with anna nicole smith, i believe the child to be mine.

]]> By: TiredMum http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83790 TiredMum Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:14:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83790 "My son, the path to true enlightenment will be a short trip if you hoik another furball into my slipper" "My son, the path to true enlightenment will be a short trip if you hoik another furball into my slipper"

]]> By: straydog http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83780 straydog Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:04:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83780 I say again, meditate and control your metabolic rate, not fall into a catatonic state. I say again, meditate and control your metabolic rate, not fall into a catatonic state.

]]> By: Skully http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83739 Skully Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:48:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83739 "Ok, last time you said enlightenment was through that door, and i got a bucket of live scorpions dumped on my head. I'm not going around the corner k?" "Ok, last time you said enlightenment was through that door, and i got a bucket of live scorpions dumped on my head. I'm not going around the corner k?"

]]> By: Skully http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83737 Skully Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:46:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83737 Ok...I'm sorry I took you to the vet this morning.... Ok...I'm sorry I took you to the vet this morning....

]]> By: Skully http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83736 Skully Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:44:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83736 Ok...eight to zero Ok...eight to zero

]]> By: Skully http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83733 Skully Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:35:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83733 You know i'm coming back as a water pistol right? You know i'm coming back as a water pistol right?

]]> By: Skully http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/comment-page-5/#comment-83732 Skully Sat, 03 Mar 2007 18:34:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/02/bizarro-caption-contest/#comment-83732 You know i'm coming back as a rottweiler right? You know i'm coming back as a rottweiler right?

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