Bizarro Caption Contest.

"Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory! Lucky Numbers 3 20 87 4 2 7"

Why do your kisses taste like butt hole?

You know, you're never going to be at peace until you fix that constipation problem..

Of course Garfield isn't funny.

Yes, eating only part of a mouse counts as breaking your fast.

Two things: We can get robes your size, but shaving your head is not optional.

I'm beginning to wonder if you're even looking for nirvana

Have you seen my car keys?

So delicious...

Hit Me Baby One More Time

Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

For the last time, we watch Kung Fu Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and Tom and Jerry on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Remember, the greatest worth is self-mastery so thumbs or not go get your own cat food.

"You must look towards your inner cat to strike down the dog."

Meow Meow Meow? Mrow Mrrroooow Meow Meow Mu Mu Mu Mrrow?

"Transcend into the bliss, let go of your anger, remain in the present. Your percieved need to itch that flea bite is only the physical distraction of the ever suffering body... let go...no it's not dinner time yet."

"You blinked! I saw it! I win!!!"

Master! I am sorry for sitting on your litter box.

Ugh! Another life trapped as a cat.

Mao.

Again, I understand how anyone could have made the same mistake, but the Zen Garden was a gift from my mother.

The trinitrotoluene bodhisattva is quietly waiting for you behind this the corner.

Hand over your money or I'll draw a line around you.

"I sense you are not listening to me. I also sense that you have found that "catnip toy" I fashioned for you out of highly-explosive materials."

"You have no intrinsic value."

Oh, I love Bizarro!

My submische:

"We never talk anymore."

I am looking at a cat.

I know orange isn't my colour but I would still have my normal clothes if you hadn't peed on them..

I'M the religious icon here, go back to ancient Egypt

"dude, are you serious? i just changed your litterbox.

god, i was, like...an inch away from nirvana. srsly."

I want your head at any price.

No, no, no, - there is no 'me', there is only 'ow'.

Something wonderful will happen, and this is the best way. everyone will wake up to a joyous understanding of what is important for all life forms, not just for cats. The awakening is gentle and people need to pay attention. If i came back as a person, many people would just start yakking at each other about who believed what and who was closer to right and who wasn't and on and on. Instead, none of that will need to be said. Instead of yakking at each other they will pay attention to the world and the needs of all the life forms.

"There is a stick of dynamite behind the wall?"

"Buddy, can you spare a life?"

SERENITY MEOW!

Does a dog have Buddha nature or not?

Gautama insolently insults noble people. He sells dog meat labeled as mutton and thinks it commendable. So I guess you're safe Morris.

Yes, master, you can has cheezburger

Come back into papa's robes with the rest of the little kitties

I think your brother is inside this thing.

You've been sitting right there ever since you achieved enlightenment

meeaow mani padmi hum

c'mon,
enough of the silent treatment!

"I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, what do you think about that?"

Where's your robe?

"I was going to wear that today."

i'd rather have nine wives.

You think human to cat is a downgrade? Keep up the practical jokes and you'll be a cock roach in a few years.

Well, I guess I should have just prayed for a women instead of a.....

ur in my dojo interruptin' my zen?

"I'm 49 years old......alone.....on the floor, naked under this sheet- and you ask why the dynamite?

Oh, don't worry, I wasn't going anywhere anyway

You can kill me, but you will never escape this maze

You're going to be upset when I blow up and you find out you exist only in my mind

"Rob, I'm sorry but you have 8 lives left until you can reincarnate into another being."

I'm sorry you are sore.

"6 lives left, eh?"

Oh, sure. You were the model wife. That makes the whole cat thing perfectly clear.

"I'm really sorry about yesterday, are we still friends?"

(the cat put the dynamite stick on the right side there)

*sniff* umm...tuna...annnd..*sniff*...my car keys?

Sorry..its DOGma.

What do you mean it doesn't look like a mouse? Not even a little bit?

My legs fell asleep. What's your excuse?

You don't know Britney Spears the way I do...

"I has meanings. Let me show you them."

For the last time, no matter WHAT you do, the "72 virgins" thing won't work here!

for pete's sake, your a cat, quit ignoring me and get in my lap!

That's it! I'm cutting you off from the catnip. It's locked in the storage...hey...wait...why are you smirking?

just because i don't give you treats every second,
doesnt mean i don't love you

Sorry about that neutering, sir. We all really believed that reincarnation stuff was a scam, y'know, and besides...who'd a thunk the Dalai Lama would come back as a cat.

Man, a hot dog would taste right now.

Soon, you'll be sitting here, and i'll be sitting in your lap.

"If you meet the mouse upon the road, kill him."

i smell that...

Perhaps you should have reconsidered eating more than your share of the rice, Grasshopper.

So, you're saying that the universe is contained in a hairball?

It really takes only one scoop?

c'mon, you're overreacting!
people can wear retro flame shirts if they want...

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and your litter box.

I'll reveal my secret to a good cat nap if you will reveal yours.

Bald and about to blow-up...works for Britney

Soo do you wanna maybe chase a car or something?

I can see by your current incarnation that you need a refresher course on this whole "karma" thing....

"No, it's not Caturday yet."

I think it is very good and funny with blank speech balloon.
So my caption is " "

So listen, I spoke about with the other guys and.. im sorry, its not gonna work out. You're a cat you cant even cross your legs!

Ommmmm... This is your last warning, Chester. I swear I am going to go carnivore all over your ass if you lit another one of those

"Well you have no qualifications but I like your style. You're Hired!"

So you want to get some pussy?

that's what she said...

Is upgrading to Vista all that necessary?

I sense you were JJ walker in a past life,

Im all up on your matz, helping you reach Nirvana

"You do realize that you can't eat mice now that you've joined, right?"

"Yes, you win at the sitting still and meditating on life while watching it go by, but I still have opposable thumbs."

"Roger, is that you?"

"Look....I told you....I was only scratching my belly....now back to master....err umm meditating."

"No, I will NOT be part of a staring contest with you."

Look, I never said I was Asian. Don't get mad at me because you made a stereotypical assumption.