Bizarro Caption Contest.

Posted by Alex in Bizarro Comic on March 2, 2007 at 12:09 pm

Thanks to Dan Piraro of Bizarro, we have our first ever caption contest: funniest caption wins a Free Neatorama T-Shirt! (Contest rule: 1 caption per comment, please - and keep it funny yet civil. You can submit multiple comments).

Update 3/3/07: Congrats to #22 Chris Williamson for the winning entry! And thank you for everyone who participated - that was fun! Here’s the winning caption:

Again, I understand how anyone could have made the same mistake, but the Zen Garden was a gift from my mother.

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COMMENT

246 comments to "Bizarro Caption Contest."

brad
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:12 pm
“Help, I’m trapped in a fortune cookie factory! Lucky Numbers 3 20 87 4 2 7″
Buckbeak
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:13 pm
You should have told me you just want to be “friends”.
Jimbo
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Why do your kisses taste like butt hole?
mary
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:20 pm
You know, you’re never going to be at peace until you fix that constipation problem..
KingBee
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Of course Garfield isn’t funny.
KingBee
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Yes, eating only part of a mouse counts as breaking your fast.
KingBee
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Two things: We can get robes your size, but shaving your head is not optional.
kim
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I’m beginning to wonder if you’re even looking for nirvana
Hunter
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Have you seen my car keys?
Hunter
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
So delicious…
Jimbo
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Hunter
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
KingBee
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:30 pm
For the last time, we watch Kung Fu Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and Tom and Jerry on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Johnny_Canuck
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Remember, the greatest worth is self-mastery so thumbs or not go get your own cat food.
Derek
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:32 pm
“You must look towards your inner cat to strike down the dog.”
Terry
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Meow Meow Meow? Mrow Mrrroooow Meow Meow Mu Mu Mu Mrrow?
pippy
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:36 pm
“Transcend into the bliss, let go of your anger, remain in the present. Your percieved need to itch that flea bite is only the physical distraction of the ever suffering body… let go…no it’s not dinner time yet.”
pippy
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:38 pm
“You blinked! I saw it! I win!!!”
Terry
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Master! I am sorry for sitting on your litter box.
David
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Ugh! Another life trapped as a cat.
Matt Brown
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Mao.
Chris Williamson
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Again, I understand how anyone could have made the same mistake, but the Zen Garden was a gift from my mother.
Terry
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:49 pm
The trinitrotoluene bodhisattva is quietly waiting for you behind this the corner.
William
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Hand over your money or I’ll draw a line around you.
Kiera
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:52 pm
“I sense you are not listening to me. I also sense that you have found that “catnip toy” I fashioned for you out of highly-explosive materials.”
Renaldo LeRouge
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:53 pm
“You have no intrinsic value.”
Noelegy
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Oh, I love Bizarro!

My submische:

“We never talk anymore.”
Jeremiah
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I am looking at a cat.
charli
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I know orange isn’t my colour but I would still have my normal clothes if you hadn’t peed on them..
Dzerzhinsky
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I’M the religious icon here, go back to ancient Egypt
patrick
March 2nd, 2007 at 12:59 pm
“dude, are you serious? i just changed your litterbox.

god, i was, like…an inch away from nirvana. srsly.”
Terry
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I want your head at any price.
BrianD
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:02 pm
No, no, no, - there is no ‘me’, there is only ‘ow’.
pronoblem
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Something wonderful will happen, and this is the best way. everyone will wake up to a joyous understanding of what is important for all life forms, not just for cats. The awakening is gentle and people need to pay attention. If i came back as a person, many people would just start yakking at each other about who believed what and who was closer to right and who wasn’t and on and on. Instead, none of that will need to be said. Instead of yakking at each other they will pay attention to the world and the needs of all the life forms.
Paul D
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:12 pm
“There is a stick of dynamite behind the wall?”
Ryan
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:16 pm
“Buddy, can you spare a life?”
Joey Deckle
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:17 pm
SERENITY MEOW!
Joey Deckle
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Does a dog have Buddha nature or not?
Joey Deckle
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Gautama insolently insults noble people. He sells dog meat labeled as mutton and thinks it commendable. So I guess you’re safe Morris.
Dave
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Yes, master, you can has cheezburger
Dave
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Come back into papa’s robes with the rest of the little kitties
tomas
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I think your brother is inside this thing.
Dave
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:23 pm
You’ve been sitting right there ever since you achieved enlightenment
Jmaes
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:24 pm
meeaow mani padmi hum
carlos m
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:25 pm
c’mon,
enough of the silent treatment!
Alain
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:25 pm
“I’m too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, what do you think about that?”
Alain
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Where’s your robe?
Katie
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:29 pm
“I was going to wear that today.”
joe
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
i’d rather have nine wives.
Cory Rau
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
You think human to cat is a downgrade? Keep up the practical jokes and you’ll be a cock roach in a few years.
Jimbo
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Well, I guess I should have just prayed for a women instead of a…..
Frank Besner
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
ur in my dojo interruptin’ my zen?
Paul D
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:35 pm
“I’m 49 years old……alone…..on the floor, naked under this sheet- and you ask why the dynamite?
Dave
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Oh, don’t worry, I wasn’t going anywhere anyway
Dave
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:39 pm
You can kill me, but you will never escape this maze
Dave
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:40 pm
You’re going to be upset when I blow up and you find out you exist only in my mind
Ali
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:40 pm
“Rob, I’m sorry but you have 8 lives left until you can reincarnate into another being.”
stephanie
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I’m sorry you are sore.
Ali
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:41 pm
“6 lives left, eh?”
Cory Rau
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Oh, sure. You were the model wife. That makes the whole cat thing perfectly clear.
Alain
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
“I’m really sorry about yesterday, are we still friends?”

(the cat put the dynamite stick on the right side there)
Thom U
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:45 pm
*sniff* umm…tuna…annnd..*sniff*…my car keys?
Brian
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Sorry..its DOGma.
Brian
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:46 pm
What do you mean it doesn’t look like a mouse? Not even a little bit?
Dave Goodman
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:50 pm
My legs fell asleep. What’s your excuse?
Per
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:51 pm
You don’t know Britney Spears the way I do…
Irie
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
“I has meanings. Let me show you them.”
JohnnyD
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:59 pm
For the last time, no matter WHAT you do, the “72 virgins” thing won’t work here!
amy
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:06 pm
for pete’s sake, your a cat, quit ignoring me and get in my lap!
Derek
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
That’s it! I’m cutting you off from the catnip. It’s locked in the storage…hey…wait…why are you smirking?
amy
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
just because i don’t give you treats every second,
doesnt mean i don’t love you
Sleestak
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Sorry about that neutering, sir. We all really believed that reincarnation stuff was a scam, y’know, and besides…who’d a thunk the Dalai Lama would come back as a cat.
Uw Moeder
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Man, a hot dog would taste right now.
Uw Moeder
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Soon, you’ll be sitting here, and i’ll be sitting in your lap.
PAgent
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:15 pm
“If you meet the mouse upon the road, kill him.”
stephen nielson
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:19 pm
i smell that…
nerfherder
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Perhaps you should have reconsidered eating more than your share of the rice, Grasshopper.
P. Hudak
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:34 pm
So, you’re saying that the universe is contained in a hairball?
P. Hudak
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:35 pm
It really takes only one scoop?
carlos m
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
c’mon, you’re overreacting!
people can wear retro flame shirts if they want…
jason
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and your litter box.
Mitch
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I’ll reveal my secret to a good cat nap if you will reveal yours.
Gum
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Bald and about to blow-up…works for Britney
Deklin
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Soo do you wanna maybe chase a car or something?
Bruce
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:51 pm
I can see by your current incarnation that you need a refresher course on this whole “karma” thing….
Ali
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:53 pm
“No, it’s not Caturday yet.”
Vit
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I think it is very good and funny with blank speech balloon.
So my caption is ” “
Deklin
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:54 pm
So listen, I spoke about with the other guys and.. im sorry, its not gonna work out. You’re a cat you cant even cross your legs!
Robert
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Ommmmm… This is your last warning, Chester. I swear I am going to go carnivore all over your ass if you lit another one of those
Deklin
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
“Well you have no qualifications but I like your style. You’re Hired!”
-Q-
March 2nd, 2007 at 2:59 pm
So you want to get some pussy?
carlos m
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:02 pm
that’s what she said…
-Q-
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Is upgrading to Vista all that necessary?
Rupert Pupkin
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I sense you were JJ walker in a past life,
Joel
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Im all up on your matz, helping you reach Nirvana
Ali
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:08 pm
“You do realize that you can’t eat mice now that you’ve joined, right?”
Sayna
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
“Yes, you win at the sitting still and meditating on life while watching it go by, but I still have opposable thumbs.”
Miguel Pires
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:19 pm
“Roger, is that you?”
Daniel
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:25 pm
“Look….I told you….I was only scratching my belly….now back to master….err umm meditating.”
Ali
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:27 pm
“No, I will NOT be part of a staring contest with you.”
Hollywood Phony
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Look, I never said I was Asian. Don’t get mad at me because you made a stereotypical assumption.
billy
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:29 pm
“I know you are, but what am I ?”
Fisherwink
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
I know what you are, but I’ve taken an oath.
Brian Kasen
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Master(says to himself): Cat’s have such a short fuse, it’s almost as if when your around them the world could blow up the very next second.
Rupert Pupkin
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
We’ll see who the pussy is around here!
Ali
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
“Mittens, I sense a disturbance in the force…”

*cue Darth Vader theme!*
Steve
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Sorry, killing the dog would upset my karma.
Digital Vomiting
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Don’t give me this “Dude, I’ve seen Budha eight times already, good luck!” look - oh you cats and your nine lives…
Matt
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:50 pm
“After 20 years of constant medidating I have come to understand 99.9% of everything there is to know, but when it comes to pussy, I’m just as clueless as the next guy”
jlu
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Uh.. can you get me the litter box? I need to release some negative chi.
Daniel
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
…zzz
john maguire
March 2nd, 2007 at 3:59 pm
“You owe me a bird”
Hollywood Phony
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Oh really? You have no idea who spilled catnip on my PSP? Really?
TimGosline
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
No, I still can’t stretch that far
Mike Ollen
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:06 pm
“Yes. That is who let the dogs out.”
Kiera
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Now, my young student, we will learn the ways of the Great Enlightenment. Ok, now…hey, you listening?…hello?…hey, over here!

I knew I shouldn’t have fed him first..
Kyle Milner
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:12 pm
In the days when birds ate lime,
And monkeys chewed tobacco,
The devil ran past with a chisel up his ***.
The wind blew north,
The wind blew south,
The wind blew the chisel from his *** to his mouth.
Adam P
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:13 pm
” …12, 11, 10, 9, 8… “
Wattles Wallace
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Can you burn me a “back up copy” of this The Secret movie you are talking about?
Heather
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Who let the cat out???
Heather
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Hey are you the cat sellin cat nip??
Jon
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:22 pm
This is the last time im going to warn you.Just because you were reincarnated dosen’t mean you won’t become cat tails and rice come dinner time.
Whiplash
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
“Well I would if you hadn’t eaten my hands!”
Alain
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
“Hey Kitty, can you fetch me that dynamite stick?”
Sahan
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Don’t worry, the dynamite MAY go off in an hour, or then again, there is an equal probability that it may NOT. As long as I don’t take a peek, you’ll be both alive AND smeared out into bits.
nodeg
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Sorry, but I prefer to contemplate Dogma.
Merrick
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:33 pm
“Stop mocking me!”
Bobby the K
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:33 pm
“Yes, my pet. There is a difference between ‘trance’ and ’stupified’”
jose
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:33 pm
“Please stand up, you are sitting on my remote”
Eric N.
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:34 pm
No, you cannot has a cheezburger.
Merrick
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:36 pm
“Oh, so this is the sound of ‘one cat farting’”
Ashley
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:38 pm
“You know, it’s not easy as it looks meditating next to a dynamite factory.”
Alain
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:43 pm
“Weren’t you in that same spot this morning?”
kel
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:45 pm
No I said Dine-on-mice!
Kaen
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:46 pm
“Christ, what an asshole.”

(in honor of the New Yorker caption contests)
kel
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
And if that doesn’t work, a stick of dynomite in one’s a** is always a good motivator.
Jason
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:51 pm
“Aren’t you even the least bit curious?”
Ant
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:52 pm
So you left paw prints in the rice paper, just relax, everyone does that the first time.
Whats with this ‘I’ll show them’ attitude ? Can you smell burning ?
Jason
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:00 pm
“…and finally, despite your incessant whining, there’s nothing you can do about being locked in here with me, so get used to it.”
Kyle G.
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:03 pm
I’m in your monk, reaching nirvana
Seth
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:06 pm
“Grand Master Meow, I have journeyed far to learn from you. Please tell me, what would happen if you dropped a cat out of a window with a piece of buttered bread tied to its back?”
Johnathan
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:09 pm
“Oh wise cat guru. Tell me, how can lighting a stick of dynamite help me get a date?”
Ricardo
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:19 pm
OK, so I believe in Dogma. That doesn’t mean I don’t love you too!
marcintosh
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:21 pm
“Your karma ran over my dogma.”
Lulu_B
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:23 pm
“That’ll teach you to sharpen your claws on my inflatable sofa!”
junk
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:37 pm
this explains the ACME charge on my credit card
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:41 pm
So… what did you wanted the matches for?
Grim
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Hey, if i shaved you and put you in a baggy rob you’d sit around and do nothing too.
Terry
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:01 pm
“Before studying Zen, cats are cats and mice are mice.

While studying Zen, things become confused.

After studying Zen, cats are cats and mice are ignited explosives.”
Moe
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Master, I have acheived laying in sun looking for a stomach rub enlightment. Do you think I am ready to move on to laying on people who are uncomfortable with me?
ZenBlue
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
I sense you put too much catnip in your dolly, lama.
Alain
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:33 pm
“I’m bringing sexy back”
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:45 pm
er… well, kind off, but you still need to put your paws toghether like this.
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:49 pm
No… nudism is not an option in my believings.
chris
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:54 pm
mmmmmmm. you will be nirvana to my stomach next to scruffy.
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:02 pm
I’ve told you! I’m a budhist, I cannot open my robes. Exhibitionists and zoofilics are right on my left, after terrorism room.
Andrew Zen
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Woof.
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Oh, yes!… in five seconds I’ll show you the nirvana… you’ll see…
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:17 pm
What exactly do you mean with “they don’t like”?
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:17 pm
What exactly do you mean with “they don’t like me”?
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:19 pm
What exactly do you mean with “see you in another life”?
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:37 pm
based on what you say “the end is near”?
Rubenoc
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:39 pm
based on what are you saying “the end is near”?
Ã¶zi
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:42 pm
now, mr. bigglesworth, you are just being paranoid again. he shall never find us here!
Tyebo
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Dude… I have enough problems contemplating the meaning of one life, let alone NINE!
tom
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:04 pm
“WHat do you mean whats for dinner” “Your whats for dinner”
christhenelly
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:34 pm
my karma ran over the dogma.
christhenelly
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:36 pm
nevermind it was already said, and he’s a Buddhist anyway
Jay
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Sigh… A lifetime of celabacy,
That’s not exactly the puss I was trying to materialize…
Westly
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Your dropped your Dynamite around the corner…
Steven
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Grandfather say that only thing better than catfish dinner is a cat dinner… hear kitty kitty…
ted
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:52 pm
The ultimate:

“Well, NOW you tell me who were in a past life. You should have said something before I had you neutered.”
Poke
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Nirvana is purrrr-fect!
Jessica
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:25 pm
“Aunt Betty is that you?”
Tom
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:36 pm
You’re a cat. You sleep all day and you never have to work more than walking to your food dish. You have already achieved Nirvana.
Wooden James
March 2nd, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Monday Morning Jager Party?
—
Song accompanies joke
interrobang
March 2nd, 2007 at 10:20 pm
“The difference between you and me is that I don’t care that my ass is filthy.”
Andrew
March 2nd, 2007 at 10:21 pm
I told you not to break your vow of silence, Frank.
DrTom
March 2nd, 2007 at 10:40 pm
I told you that floor was cold. Now you’re stuck there til sunrise.
su
March 2nd, 2007 at 11:24 pm
… you suck….
Mark
March 2nd, 2007 at 11:33 pm
I’m sorry your dog died, maybe now you’ll appreciate the worry I wasted on you!
Andee
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:03 am
Don’t act all indignant! I tried to warn you, cats who spray in monastery wake up without their jewels
Chris
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:38 am
“At my highest attainment of enlightenment, I have learned I must have the toilet replaced with a human-sided litter box.”
Chris
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:39 am
â€œAt my highest attainment of enlightenment, I have learned I must have the toilet replaced with a human-sized litter box.â€

sized
Jed
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:40 am
So what if Britney copied me; your still a cat.
Chris
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 am
“This is retaliation for having you neutered, isn’t it?”
Chris
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:46 am
For a retarded looking cat I can’t believe you were able to light that dynamite.
Walky
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:48 am
The obvious difference between your shadow and mine makes me think that our creator may not be happy with my praying…

Wait, It’s YOUR fault, you don’t have any whiskers! Pray harder!
Knucklethug
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:50 am
The kitty-shaped gascan is just making this harder.
Walky
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:57 am
That bird is the reincarnation of Master Mu…
If you eat it, I eat you…
Walky
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:58 am
You smell like shit
Walky
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:09 am
Don’t worry, we are a still frame, that thing will never blow up; you don’t need to keep thinking for a way to open that door by yourself, even if I told you it’s been 3 weeks since I last felt my legs.
Walky
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:10 am
It’s a lot fresher that way, isn’t it?
Walky
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:13 am
Stop that silent treatment! I told you hair doesn’t grow in this monastery, not even whiskers
norbus
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:04 am
You’ll be expelled you know.
norbus
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:10 am
I implore you to stop messing around.
Stu Podaso
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:53 am
The answeer to your question is: “42″
beajerry
March 3rd, 2007 at 3:46 am
I find your story about this “Shrodinger” to be outrageously contrived.
beajerry
March 3rd, 2007 at 3:55 am
A mouse holding a match was looking for you.
onur
March 3rd, 2007 at 4:39 am
that pussy is not trying to tell me somethin. but.. but.. i feel restlessness in the force now ?!?.
Vidyuth
March 3rd, 2007 at 4:44 am
Confucious says, “You rob monk of beard and moustache, you make no poo poo on monk head.”
onur
March 3rd, 2007 at 4:58 am
Yoda! i said before hundred times to follow the path:
Look to the master,
Follow the master, Walk with the master,
See through the master, Become the master.
so why do u bring damn stick back?
Dulan
March 3rd, 2007 at 5:17 am
uhhh…

hello kitty
brian t
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:29 am
“Knowing my luck, I’ll probably come back as a mouse.”
brian t
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:32 am
“Ommmm….. Woof.”
Jeff Fox
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:04 am
“…..So I said to him, Make me one with everything.”
achim
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:36 am
i am going to sit on your litterbox till you teach me this seven-lives-thing
achim
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:47 am
i wish i had never tought you how to speak to me through your mind. you expect me to come out of trance just to check if mother REALLY placed dynamite around the corner? come on!
Chris Lester
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:14 am
“How do you do that?”
Kiera
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:54 am
“Oh yes, my young apprentice, I promise to get you any catnip you desire if you just go get my slippers around the corner…My feet are really, REALLY cold..”
Kiera
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:56 am
Revision:

“Oh yes, my young apprentice, I promise to fetch you any catnip toy you desire if you just go get my hat from around the corner…my head is really, REALLY cold..”
A
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:56 am
Okay fine we’ll test it. I’ll go get the lipstick.
Walter Woods
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:28 pm
“Why would you be worried “Mr. Nine Lives”
Bill
March 3rd, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Sorry Bob, maybe this reincarnation thing wasn’t such a good gamble.
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:18 pm
But Master! you said you wanted to come back as a superior being!
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
I’m a few lives short, can i borrow one of yours?
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Ahhh, So the cat really is the center of the universe!
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
next life i’m getting a puppy instead…
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:31 pm
“Not the ol’ dynamite around the corner gag again”
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
You know i’m coming back as a rottweiler right?
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:35 pm
You know i’m coming back as a water pistol right?
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Ok…eight to zero
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Ok…I’m sorry I took you to the vet this morning….
Skully
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:48 pm
“Ok, last time you said enlightenment was through that door, and i got a bucket of live scorpions dumped on my head. I’m not going around the corner k?”
straydog
March 3rd, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I say again, meditate and control your metabolic rate, not fall into a catatonic state.
TiredMum
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:14 pm
“My son, the path to true enlightenment will be a short trip if you hoik another furball into my slipper”
jim!
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:58 pm
even if you were intimate with anna nicole smith, i believe the child to be mine.
Lyndon
March 3rd, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Robes, Feline, Dynamite “A David Lynch movie will be good for your career” he says…man I gotta fire my agent.
Chris
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Don’t I know you?
lorena
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:28 pm
I comprehend the difference between what is and what one desires to be, but how does that make you able to strike a match while lacking opposable thumbs?
chase
March 3rd, 2007 at 11:50 pm
No, I am not Britney Spears. She’s outside talking to the bush.
Karl
March 4th, 2007 at 12:25 am
“It seems you have reached a catatonic sate of being.”
norbus
March 4th, 2007 at 8:33 am
I know you are, but what am I?
Doug Thompson
March 4th, 2007 at 8:53 am
No, you won’t have nine afterlives.
Doug Thompson
March 4th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Yes, the firecracker does look like a penis.
Daniel Leroy
March 4th, 2007 at 9:06 am
“Yes, you farted!”
Doug Thompson
March 4th, 2007 at 9:07 am
I meant that you must become the cat, figuratively.
Daniel Leroy
March 4th, 2007 at 9:09 am
“In which hand, the cookie?”
Alex
March 4th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Wow - 238 captions! That’s awesome!

Here’s the winning entry, picked by the master of Bizarro himself Dan Piraro: #22 by Chris Williamson. Congrats, Chris! You’ve got the free t-shirt!
Justin R
March 5th, 2007 at 4:08 am
The key to happiness, my feline friend, is right around the corner, though I will not tell you of whose happiness I speak.
Jimbo
March 5th, 2007 at 8:31 am
oops, my bad. I thought they were looking for humor.
macaqtivist
March 8th, 2007 at 6:41 am
Moo, moo ,moo ,moo. Moo, moo, moo ….
Hey ,cat. Have you seen a budha to fool around. Hmmm I guess not. Moo, moo, moo, moo… So if you see him ,just tell him miao …. Moo ,moo ,moo, moo …
moon
March 21st, 2007 at 12:13 pm
hey you looking at me? are you looking at ME?
Matthew Peters
May 8th, 2007 at 10:56 am
I refused the novacaine because I wanted to transcend dental medication.
Censeo
July 19th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
“Is the sound of one paw clapping the same as the sound of one hand clapping?”
onur
August 2nd, 2007 at 4:46 am
yeap

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