Comments on: Lysol Douche. http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/ The Neat Side of the Web Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:03:43 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: MSMJFANFOREVER http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-1878263 MSMJFANFOREVER Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:15:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-1878263 Sorry, "one" more thing..... They preface by saying that the Love-Quiz is intended for "MARRIEDS" only. So what would their advice be for "single" women? Or GOD FORBID, "hussy's" who sleep with other women's husbands? (I guess they would DESERVE the "cold shoulder" huh)? LOL... I suppose that "their", Feminine Odor "trivia", would go something like this: 1. Do you think "vinegar" is best left as an ingredient in salad dressings? Yes No Not Sure 2. Have you ever taken a "long" walk while it was raining? Yes No Not Sure 3. Would you OFFEND other patrons, while being serviced in a "Beauty Parlor" for several hours? Yes No Guess i'd better FIND OUT! LMAO......... Sorry, "one" more thing.....

They preface by saying that the Love-Quiz is intended for "MARRIEDS" only.

So what would their advice be for "single" women? Or GOD FORBID, "hussy's" who sleep with other women's husbands? (I guess they would DESERVE the "cold shoulder" huh)? LOL...

I suppose that "their", Feminine Odor "trivia", would go something like this:

1. Do you think "vinegar" is best left as an ingredient in salad dressings?
Yes No Not Sure

2. Have you ever taken a "long" walk while it was raining?
Yes No Not Sure

3. Would you OFFEND other patrons, while being serviced in a "Beauty Parlor" for several hours?
Yes No Guess i'd better FIND OUT!

LMAO.........

]]> By: MSMJFANFOREVER http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-1878262 MSMJFANFOREVER Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:53:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-1878262 I'm a female, who is "thankful" that times have CHANGED! LMAO on comment 7. your whole 2 paragraphs, and then the ending --"consider this a public service announcement". OMG!!! LOL... comment 11. PRICELESS! LOL..... I'm sorry but I had to "laugh" to keep from CRYING (? although....I do have tears running down as I read the comments.....does THAT count?)SMILE.... I'm a female, who is "thankful" that times have CHANGED!

LMAO on comment 7. your whole 2 paragraphs, and then the ending --"consider this a public service announcement". OMG!!! LOL...

comment 11. PRICELESS! LOL.....

I'm sorry but I had to "laugh" to keep from CRYING (? although....I do have tears running down as I read the comments.....does THAT count?)SMILE....

]]> By: Undeniable Liberal http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79730 Undeniable Liberal Thu, 22 Feb 2007 00:50:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79730 Had my ex-wife only known..... Had my ex-wife only known.....

]]> By: Starstonight http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79610 Starstonight Wed, 21 Feb 2007 17:23:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79610 After just reading the very first part of the ad and laughing myslef hysterical, I scroll down to the rest of it and it says "Lysol" I think unfortunate brand name coincidence...just in time to realize it's no coincidence and they want me to put LYSOL in my WHAT?? Eek, made my girly parts cringe. artschild I truly thank you for the public service announcement. It is needed. Leave the girly parts be, a daily shower should do the trick. :) Lysol, damn... After just reading the very first part of the ad and laughing myslef hysterical, I scroll down to the rest of it and it says "Lysol" I think unfortunate brand name coincidence...just in time to realize it's no coincidence and they want me to put LYSOL in my WHAT?? Eek, made my girly parts cringe. artschild I truly thank you for the public service announcement. It is needed. Leave the girly parts be, a daily shower should do the trick. :) Lysol, damn...

]]> By: beajerry http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79597 beajerry Wed, 21 Feb 2007 16:20:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79597 I bet that burns like hell! I bet that burns like hell!

]]> By: Fazia http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79583 Fazia Wed, 21 Feb 2007 15:23:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79583 As a female, all I can say is ...Ouch... As a female, all I can say is ...Ouch...

]]> By: artschild http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79569 artschild Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:34:28 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79569 Funny as this is, the really, truly horrifying thing about this is that the harsher the "germicidal efficiency," the more likely it is to CAUSE the smells it purports to eliminate. I say this primarily because it seems an awful lot of people STILL don't understand that naturally, there's a small ecosystem down there... and if you intentionally wipe out the native organisms, it opens the region up to infiltration by non-native organisms, a.k.a. infections - which are the cause of smelly ****. I'm sure some readers are aware of this, but there are still a lot of people who either don't know or choose to ignore it, and that causes quite a few young women a lot of extra angst (and more than a few infections, I've heard), so... consider this an obligatory public service announcement. Funny as this is, the really, truly horrifying thing about this is that the harsher the "germicidal efficiency," the more likely it is to CAUSE the smells it purports to eliminate. I say this primarily because it seems an awful lot of people STILL don't understand that naturally, there's a small ecosystem down there... and if you intentionally wipe out the native organisms, it opens the region up to infiltration by non-native organisms, a.k.a. infections - which are the cause of smelly ****.

I'm sure some readers are aware of this, but there are still a lot of people who either don't know or choose to ignore it, and that causes quite a few young women a lot of extra angst (and more than a few infections, I've heard), so... consider this an obligatory public service announcement.

]]> By: Daniel Kim http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79561 Daniel Kim Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:02:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79561 I especially like the picture of the trustworthy doctor. Who can harbor doubt when such a man says "Just use a teaspoon of Lysol in a quart of warm water with a pinch of salt." It makes me cringe just thinking about it, and I'm not a woman! I especially like the picture of the trustworthy doctor. Who can harbor doubt when such a man says "Just use a teaspoon of Lysol in a quart of warm water with a pinch of salt."

It makes me cringe just thinking about it, and I'm not a woman!

]]> By: The Liberal Avenger http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79472 The Liberal Avenger Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:19:36 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79472 Now *that's* why grandma always smelled of Lysol! Now *that's* why grandma always smelled of Lysol!

]]> By: Whiplash http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79432 Whiplash Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:12:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79432 The picture is brilliant. The picture is brilliant.

]]> By: Chaos http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79403 Chaos Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:29:18 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79403 Not only does my countertop smell pine fresh, but so does my pussy! Not only does my countertop smell pine fresh, but so does my pussy!

]]> By: Zack http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79389 Zack Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:35:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79389 'The precious air of romance' LoL! Z 'The precious air of romance'
LoL!
Z

]]> By: James Roe http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/comment-page-1/#comment-79373 James Roe Wed, 21 Feb 2007 00:20:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/20/lysol-douche/#comment-79373 I posted a similar vintage advertisement thread over at metafilter ages ago http://www.metafilter.com/48704/Poor-Lois-See-How-Old-Shes-Growing it's a link to a bunch of vintage beauty adverts over at the Duke Rare Book and Manuscript Collection. http://scriptorium.lib.duke.edu/dynaweb/adaccess/beauty/@Generic__CollectionView If you like this you might want to check some of those out, there are literally hundreds of truly awesome adverts. I posted a similar vintage advertisement thread over at metafilter ages ago

http://www.metafilter.com/48704/Poor-Lois-See-How-Old-Shes-Growing

it's a link to a bunch of vintage beauty adverts over at the Duke Rare Book and Manuscript Collection.

http://scriptorium.lib.duke.edu/dynaweb/adaccess/beauty/@Generic__Coll ectionView

If you like this you might want to check some of those out, there are literally hundreds of truly awesome adverts.

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