How Animal Accidents Started.

Yes, I DO want the tiger to turn around and eat her.

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Ligers are bigger and better.

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There once was a lady from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

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She's lucky she's not from Niger.

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Can you please post the "After" photo?

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Supposedly there's an old proverb that goes: "He who rides a tiger cannot dismount." (In other words, you got yourself into this inescapable situation.)

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Before Animals Attack...

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Conversation afterward:

"...and then suddenly this vicious human jumped right on top of me! I was TERRIFIED, I tell you!..."

--TwoDragons

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Oh please tell me that poor liger ate her!

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