I usually throw away those freebie calendar, but I got very intrigued with this year's calendar when I saw the "Tear Bear," a 1996 Ford Contour that the Galpin Auto Sports (the repair shop featured in MTV's show Pimp My Ride [wiki]):
This 1996 Ford Contour was brought to G.A.S. shredded and chewed up after a bear broke into it. The guys at G.A.S. rehabilitated this ride [...] G.A.S installed the first anti-bear defense system - a cannon that shoots salmon capsules! For a place to chill in the great outdoors, G.S.S. mounted a swing-out motorized hammock in the trunk ...
Link [Flash, so hunt around for this one]