The Tire Concierge.

If you ever changed a tire, you know it's a messy affair. Capitalizing on this is the Flat Tire Concierge, a kit with a misleading name (there's no concierge to come and change it for you - that's AAA and that costs beaucoup bucks) that promises to keep you clean:

The Flat Tire Concierge keeps the grit and grime away from you while you do what needs to be done. Inside its compact storage case is a mat to kneel on, a pair of protective gloves, and a full-size elastic tire tote that slips over the tire (up to 31” dia.), letting you handle it while staying squeaky clean.

http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?Product_ID=3196&DID=22 - via Cribcandy

I pay about $35.00 a year for AAA, not "beaucoup bucks" - and they provide three emergency calls per year. A great value, I think! (I don't work for AAA)

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What a damn pansy.

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Does it automatically deploy? Because if not, then you will get messy wrapping it around the tire. I'd imagine Monk would like this.

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What the hell?
He's wearing gloves to change a tire, and he can't afford the "big bucks" of AAA? It ain't that expensive.

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