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3 comments to "Angry Gods."

  1. Aramax
    November 14th, 2006 at 6:25 am

    Just dont talk about Egyptians gods…

    According to Papyrus Chester-Beatty I, Set was considered to have been homosexual and is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set’s semen, then subsequently threw it in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set’s favourite food (the Egyptians thought that lettuce was phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set’s claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus’ claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set. In consequence, Horus is declared the ruler of Egypt.

    I was eating salad when I read that… with creamy dressing!

    Yes you said it “EW”…

  2. Alex
    November 14th, 2006 at 11:41 am

    Thanks Aramax! That’s a weird one!

  3. David R
    November 14th, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    There is also a connection between Thor and Santa Clause. Thor dressed in red, flew thew through the air on a chariot (although pulled by goats, not reindeer), element was fire, came through the fireplace and a lover of kids. Why Santa Clause doesn’t carry a war hammer? I really don’t know!


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