And Now, We Pause for a Unicorn Moment.

Provided as a public health service for all of the Neatorama readers who were grossed out by the horrific story about an elephant hanging Alex just posted.

If this post doesn’t make sense to you, it’s an homage to the original unicorn moments (or see unicorn chaser [wiki] here).

Or better yet, let’s have a cream puff chaser, instead.