Ugliest Corvette Ever.

Posted by Alex in Car & Vehicle, Pictures on September 24, 2006 at 9:49 pm


From the website:

This is — used to be — a 1985 Corvette. The owner, who calls himself "Buckeye", says: "Women love this car. Every time I stop for gas, women come up to me. I could have as many girlfriends as I want — old ones, fat ones, anything. They’re all over me."

Ah, and that’s Buckeye himself in the blue vest pointing to his car.

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16 comments to "Ugliest Corvette Ever."

  1. Jim in LA
    September 25th, 2006 at 12:38 am

    They’re all over me.

    i'm doubting the veracity of this statement.

  2. Chad
    September 25th, 2006 at 12:46 am

    hmm creepy the right rear of the car has a naked man with a giant schlong!

  3. mattymatt
    September 25th, 2006 at 1:54 am

    Old ones AND fat ones? Dude has it made.

  4. L
    September 25th, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    Old and fat girlfriends? His bar doesn't seem to be set very high...

  5. ted
    September 25th, 2006 at 5:27 pm

    This would be the perfect car for someone covered with tattoos.

  6. pld
    September 25th, 2006 at 7:46 pm

    Well, American cars aren't too beautiful to begin with. I mean, these Corvettes ... they're half plastic, not to mention the inherent inability of american vehicles to go round corners. There are a couple of exceptions, like the GT40, though.

  7. Denita TwoDragons
    September 25th, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    I think the only girlfriends this guy is attracting with that travesty ARE the old and fat ones... *shudder*

    --TwoDragons

  8. Gryndyl
    September 26th, 2006 at 9:17 am

    What do plastic and cornering have to do with a car's looks?

  9. Ajit Singh Arora
    September 26th, 2006 at 10:10 am

    There are different types of women who comes few times a night ... but as a general rule a trash atracts only the trash.

    There is plenty of brainless blonds, some are old, other young, skiny and fat .... so why should I care when in the Dickyland we are not after same type of ass?

    But looking at some of them I rather become a queer!

    I already have a stupid wife and she even is not blond!

    The Indian dick !

    Maybe I have a small one but I am also dedicated vegetarian!

    They wouldn't go for a carrot?

  10. Ajit Singh Arora
    September 26th, 2006 at 10:17 am

    pld ..

    Corvetts plastic?

    Man you are a real loonie!

    Corvets body parts are made of fiberglass, but you wodn't might to have a FERRARI like ENZO with also plastic body parts made of fibercarbon!

    pld:
    Next time you write use your brains not just ... exploring the inherent ability to sit on it for the pleasure of foolish troll!

  11. Davie
    September 26th, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    As far as vettes being plastic or fiberglass you are both right. For quite some time now Corvette body panels have been made of a product called SMC. It is a sheet material that is embedded with short glass strands and polymers. It can be made to either resemble plastic or a more metalic density. It is the same material that saturn vehicles are made from.

  12. wtf
    September 26th, 2006 at 9:12 pm

    wtf u mean they havent pulled this car over 4 being an eyesore yet oir causing instant accidents

  13. Jeff
    September 26th, 2006 at 10:33 pm

    The body isn't Fibreglas®, it's made of Fibreglas®-reinforced plastic. Vettes have had bodies like that for decades. Other cars use carbon fibre-reinforced plastic.

  14. lonnie
    September 27th, 2006 at 5:32 am

    i think forest gumps mom said it best " stupid is as stupid does!!!" what a sad end to this corvette and this guy for thinking it looks good and the women (if actually any ) that do think it looks good to .very sad indeed . looks like some bad venerial disease run amuck ! ha !

  15. Gary
    September 28th, 2006 at 11:54 pm

    Not very imaginative, it looks like he's copied a lot of the designs from the tattooed face on the cover of the Rolling Stones album "Tattoo You".

  16. josh
    April 2nd, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    That is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. To descrace a corvette like that is beyond punishable by death. Its people like that, that need to go in thier house and never come out again.


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