Police Caught Naked Man Chasing Horse in a Field.

By Alex in Crime & Law on Sep 23, 2006 at 2:02 pm

Only in Texarkana, Arkansas:

Police received a call about a man who had entered a family’s home illegally. According to the Smith family, the man walked into their home and headed to the bedroom saying he was sent here to have sex with the woman of the house, Linda Smith. "I said, I don’t know who your are, but your not having sex with me and you need to get out of my house."

Linda and her daughter started pushing the man out and he started taking off his clothes. The women were scared. At the time, they had no idea what this now naked man would do.

When they grabbed a phone and called police, naked man fled and started chasing a horse in a nearby field.

That’s where police found him, running nude through a pasture, chasing horses and pulling their tails.

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  1. William T. Foxtrot
    Sep 23rd, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    The stuff that PCP will make you do…

  2. Aleki
    Sep 23rd, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    Maybe he should try chasing sheep instead. I’m told they don’t play as hard to get as those uppity horses. What do they think? They’re too good for a little man lovin’ ?

    But I guess “neeeigh” means “neeeigh”

  3. Jael
    Sep 23rd, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    A horse is a horse, of course of course
    except when it’s not, then it’s intercourse…

    gawrsh. I just love metaphors


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