Fish Skeleton Extension Cord.

that is so freaking cool! Thanks for the link, however it should be noted that with current exchange rates this thing is approx US$430...

I obviously did not look at the site all the way before commenting. First, I was wrong about the price - I was looking at the lamp. Second, did you take a look at the other items that they are selling?!? I floored with laughter:

1. KingGyo-no-Hung Goldfish's excrement.
A natural health meter in tablet form
(made of 18K gold) which you take internally
and examine the results externally.

2. Hai-Gyo Lungfish
Fish bladder incased in a glass container.
Control air pressure in the container by
operating the cylinder pump to move the
fish bladder

3. Na-Uchi-Bou
Fish Beating Stick
A fish swatter and container,
equipped with a fisheye view lens

And my favorite:

4. A thrilling "fish cage" with a special device.
The hanging needles fall off from the roof in
time to the telephone time signal and may hit the
unlucky fish swimming at the bottom.

Creepy if you ask me.

How about:
Pistol-grip-operated ventriloquist dolls.
The thirteenth week fetus
speaks by pulling the trigger.

It's a gun with a fetus-shaped head that has a ventriloquist's dummy mouth.

O-K