Fast Food Song.

Quite possibly, nay - I'm certain, that this will be the worst song you'll hear today. I apologize in advance for those who click play (but with this description, who can resist?)

Sung by Fast Food Rockers: Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] - via Stuff on Fire


May God have mercy on us all... I feel like my brain just got shaken down for its lunch money.

Look closely at the blonde in the shot immediately following "Does anyone fancy a shake?" I am without doubt that she just urinates uncontrollably on the stage. No, I don't think I fancy a shake now.

I don't think I'll ever be able to eat at McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken and-a Pizza Hut again. (Not that I'm a fast-food kind of guy anyway.)

Hmm... they failed to mention England's own contribution to colostomy-inducing quick cuisine: Arthur Treacher's Fish & Chips. Wonder why?
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We used to sing the chorus part of the song in Girl Guides. We'd sing it over and over again on the long mini-van drives to camp to see how annoyed we could get out leaders.
Why anyone would want to make a song out of this baffles my mind. It reminds me of the Barbie Girl or U.G.L.Y. songs.
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I just wonder what flavour shake that was. The apparent urination is probably just due to film quality, but how "coincidental" is that? Hilarious. At least those Japanese guys had the sense to wear diapers in their videos.

Another thing, are they really singing that song? Cause the words don't match their lips very much.

On the off chance that one of them becomes famous, this will make an excellent embarrassing "before they were stars" video.
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Oops, took another look at the "spill" scene, and just before it you can see that the young woman is wearing something long and yellow around her neck - like a huge necklace, maybe - and that's what causes the "pee" effect when she bends down in the next scene. A very unfortunate coincidence.

Thank God I figured it out - it's a really disturbing image, otherwise. LOL
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When I was a preschool teacher, some of the other teachers sang this song, at least the chorus part. I felt that we did not need to teach 3-year-olds to sing commercials, they learn those on their own fast enough.
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