Belly Button Plant.

Posted by Alex in Everything Else on July 18, 2006 at 12:15 pm


Kids, pay attention: if you don’t keep yourself clean, things can grow on you!

Last September I went alone on a canoe trip. On the very first day my canoe turned over in a rapid and I lost some of my equipment in the water. Fortunately, I managed to save my camping gear and my food. But I lost all my spare clothes. So I knew I would have to wear the same outfit for the rest of the trip.

Six days later, I was finally back home. The first thing I wanted to do was to change clothes and take a shower. But when I took off my sweater, to my amazement, I could see something sticking out of my belly button! I couldn’t believe it: something was growing in there!

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10 comments to "Belly Button Plant."

  1. jael
    July 18th, 2006 at 12:57 pm

    oh gross! A hairy belly AND an unclean navel. Wouldn’t be braggin’ about a plant growing in yonder.

  2. brayden
    July 18th, 2006 at 2:33 pm

    man that’s a pretty large plant…

  3. MattyMatt
    July 18th, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    Looks pretty healthy for a plant that wasn’t getting any sunlight.

  4. haneshays
    July 18th, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    Too…..much…..hair…
    White skin, black hair - this creeps me out

  5. David
    July 18th, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    Yeah nice effort, but doesn’t fly. A plant that could grow more than an 1 1/2 inches in 6 days? What kind of fertilizer does he use?! (Please don’t respond to that)

  6. Kristian
    July 18th, 2006 at 8:54 pm

    You know, we get weeds that big in 24 hours in our garden…(dang bird seed)

  7. Miss Cellania
    July 18th, 2006 at 9:14 pm

    My kid poured some seeds in the sink in the bathroom I don’t use. It only took a day or so for a four-inch shoot to grow out of the drain. The less sun they get, the farther they stretch to find some.

    Its still gross.

  8. tom
    July 20th, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    I still call blsht. Wouldn’t the plant look a little worse for the wear since the sweater is rubbing up against it the whole time?

    This is still disgusting. I don’t know why I’m here.

  9. Sarah
    July 21st, 2006 at 5:42 pm

    Eeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!

  10. Ariana
    September 18th, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    yuck! i’d keep this as a secret rather than sharing it to the whole world. sicko. i dont know why im here in the first place.


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