Dutch Store Hema celebrates its 10,000th shoplifter. YouTube user FatAlbert420 translates:
'kan je het zien' [can you see it?]
'die daar' [that one]
'kijk, kijk, gaat ze' [look, look, there she goes]
'ok, peter klaar' [ok peter's ready]
'peter, pakt r' [peter, grabs her]
'HEEL GOED' [Very good!!]
'lopen, kom op' [run, come on!]
'Yuu!'
'bord! pak het bord!' [sign! get the sign]
'hou r vast he, peter' [restrain her well, peter!]
'remco! meekomen' [remco! come!]
'els! mee' [els! follow!]
'peter hou r vast' [peter, hold her]
'ja, ja, kom op snel' [yes, quickly now]
'goed zo, heel goed, ok' [good, very good, ok]
'nee, je hebt helemaal niks gedaan, tuurlijk niet. je hebt helemaal niks gedaan. oké. Ge-fe-li-ci-teerd, jij bent de...'
[no, you haven't done anything, of course not. You haven't done anything. Allright: Congratulations! You are ...]
*gets flowers*
'10.000e winkeldief van dit pand!'
[this store's shoplifter number 10.000!]
'jaweeel! woooo!' [ya rly! woooo!]
'kijkijkijk' [looklooklook]
'what hebben we allemaal?' [what have we got?]
'eeen TAART!' [a CAKE!]
'lach: hehehehe!' [smile: hehehehe >D]
'tienduizend! we hebben champagne!' [miss tenthousand! we have champagne!]
'voor jou, peter, goed gedaan!' [here you go peter, well done]
'nouu, een echte hema taart, yamyamaym!' [real HEMA cake, yamyamyam >D]
'in de glo-riii-aaa' [long live / banzaiii!]
*alarm goes off while the girl makes her escape*
sign at the end:
In geval van diefstal doen wij (bijna) altijd aangifte bij de politie.
[ In case of theft, we (almost) always inform the police]