Jeff Luszcz wrote about making the (then) world's longest burrito (3,578 feet) in Mountain View, California for 1997 Cinco de Mayo's celebration. http://www.sfbg.com/Extra/aln/bloat.html | The Pictures The record, unfortunately, didn't stand the test of time: in 1999, another burrito measured at 4,289 feet and 11 inches - made in Tri-Cities, Washington, broke this world record. Link |
I used to use this joke all the time!
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