Guess This Mystery Object!

By Alex in Everything Else on Jan 8, 2006 at 9:01 am

OK, guess what this is… Answer in a couple of days

Update 1/9/06: answer: ancient phallus


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  1. Martin
    Jan 8th, 2006 at 9:51 am

    A stone-age fertility symbol

  2. Martin
    Jan 8th, 2006 at 9:55 am

    “It may also have been used to knap, or split, flints”

  3. David
    Jan 8th, 2006 at 10:52 am

    Why mince words…it’s a stone age dildo

  4. Out Raged Parent
    Jan 8th, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    I let my kids read this site!

  5. yeah required
    Jan 8th, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    A folded razor?

  6. Ann
    Jan 8th, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    Got to be a stone age dildo based solely on the amount of polish on the business end of the thing. Had the lucky user been privileged, she might have used
    this
    to keep the chill off.

  7. INVISIBLE
    Jan 8th, 2006 at 6:57 pm

    A PREHISTORIC TAMPON!

  8. Osama bin Login
    Jan 8th, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Jurassic petrified two-flavored (I forget what two-flavored is really called) honeydip cruller bought at Jellystone Park’s Ye Ancient Donut Shoppe.

  9. Diana
    Jan 9th, 2006 at 11:28 am

    Looks to me like one of the tools used for preparing animal hides: after you scrape the subcutaneous layers off, the leather has to be pummeled, stretched, polished, and rubbed to make it pliable. I’d say that would be the best bet, but I’m puzzled by what looks like a piece of bone attached to the left-hand side.

  10. whichamajig
    Jan 9th, 2006 at 11:49 am

    ditto! it’s a dildo…

  11. Once in biology class
    Jan 9th, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    My bet is that it is the penis, or “boner” of a large mammal, such as a walrus.

  12. LV
    Jan 9th, 2006 at 2:50 pm

    phallus found in a German cave about 28,000 years old was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura. 25 july 2005

  13. Alex
    Jan 9th, 2006 at 3:30 pm

    Guessed right by Martin (who’s too polite to say what it is) in just 50 minutes after posting. Blurted out by David an hour later. After numerous racy comments were deleted, I’d have to say that the best wise ass comment is by Miss Cellania.

    Here’s the answer: link.

    I have to find far more obscure things for you guys to guess.

  14. Osama bin Login
    Jan 10th, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    How come phalluses are always found “buried in caves”? And how can I get mine buried there? Also, I thought it was something to eat in my last post–does that mean I’m subconsciously gay?


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