Guess This Mystery Object!
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OK, guess what this is… Answer in a couple of days Update 1/9/06: answer: ancient phallus |
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OK, guess what this is… Answer in a couple of days Update 1/9/06: answer: ancient phallus |
Got to be a stone age dildo based solely on the amount of polish on the business end of the thing. Had the lucky user been privileged, she might have used
this to keep the chill off.
Jurassic petrified two-flavored (I forget what two-flavored is really called) honeydip cruller bought at Jellystone Park’s Ye Ancient Donut Shoppe.
Looks to me like one of the tools used for preparing animal hides: after you scrape the subcutaneous layers off, the leather has to be pummeled, stretched, polished, and rubbed to make it pliable. I’d say that would be the best bet, but I’m puzzled by what looks like a piece of bone attached to the left-hand side.
My bet is that it is the penis, or “boner” of a large mammal, such as a walrus.
phallus found in a German cave about 28,000 years old was buried in the famous Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Jura. 25 july 2005
Guessed right by Martin (who’s too polite to say what it is) in just 50 minutes after posting. Blurted out by David an hour later. After numerous racy comments were deleted, I’d have to say that the best wise ass comment is by Miss Cellania.
Here’s the answer: link.
I have to find far more obscure things for you guys to guess.
How come phalluses are always found “buried in caves”? And how can I get mine buried there? Also, I thought it was something to eat in my last post–does that mean I’m subconsciously gay?
