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Fennec
Who’s the freaky-looking chick standing next to him? Sorry, that does NOT look like Carrie Fisher.
Hoss
That’s not a chick standing next to him, that’s a wookie. And you’re right, he doesn’t look like Carrie Fisher at all.
Rabel
JP, being insanely bored at work doesn’t give you the right to drag my good name through the mud!
A pox on you and all your kin!
The Real Rabel
Fine. You may be the real Rabel but I’m the guy that turned into Chewbacca that night after midnight … I mean in the Chewbacca outfit.
Rabel
Huh. On a completely unrelated subject (aside from the four letters their names share), aren’t Charleston Chews great? I haven’t had one in such a long time. My sister used to put them in the freezer before she ate them. God, she’s weird.
The Real Rabel
Hey, there are websites that charge a nice chunk o’ change for that sort of thing … or so I’ve heard.
The Real Rabel
Personally, I wouldn’t mind seeing her give a go at some beef jerky. It would make for some great familial memories. “Honey, you need to finish your jerky before you can leave the table and play with the rest of the kids.” “Aw, ma!”
Rabel
Well, she never really got to play with the other kids. My parents chained her in the room under the stairs after every meal.
Narnia
Sometimes I take long walks at night and dream of small people in tight outfits…does that make me weird?
Seymore Spectacles
That depends, Narnia. Are the little people over the age of eighteen?
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