Anti Monkey-Butt Powder.
You can buy real anti monkey-butt powder here (via Davezilla)....
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/anti-monkey-butt-powder/Archive for September 29th, 2005
The Purrfect Massage.
This cat has mastered the intricacies of deep tissue massage. http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1127902448 (ads on page maybe NSFW)....
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/the-purrfect-massage/Padlock Shimmy from a Beer Can!
Turns out you can shimmy open a combination padlock using a piece of metal cut from a regular beer can! Link (via Make)...
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/padlock-shimmy-from-a-beer-can/Get Ready for Halloween.
For more funny Halloween customes you can buy, see: Link...
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/get-ready-for-halloween/Artificial Firefly Lights.
If you like firefly lights, but are squeamish about bugs, then Firefly Magic's Firefly Lights are just for you! Link (via popgadget)...
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/artificial-firefly-lights/Sports Moments They'd Rather Forget.
This moment in sports brought to you by SportDignity (caution: some NSFW)....
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/sports-moments-theyd-rather-forget/Muffler Men.
The Internet has everything, including a website dedicated to those fiberglass roadside giants, endearingly called Muffler Men. Link...
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/muffler-men/Blindfolded Mario Pianist.
This blind-folded pianist plays Nintendo's Mario theme song. Link Mario theme...
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/blindfolded-mario-pianist/Build Your Own Segway.
Trevor Blackwell built his own segway from common parts. http://www.tlb.org/scooter.html...
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/build-your-own-segway/She Can Kick The Rock's Butt.
This is "Lucha Libre", Bolivia's answer to pro-wrestling. http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/in_this_corner.htm...
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/she-can-kick-the-rocks-butt/Not Just Any Air Max.
It's not just a shoe - watch it turn into something else. http://www.nike.com/nikelab/video/airmaxq_marshall.jhtml...
https://www.neatorama.com/2005/09/29/not-just-any-air-max/
